Cletus Poems - Poems about Cletus

...I took a stroll through Boot Hill Cemetery the other day, To take a look at where outlaws and other rabble lay. Some graves were marked by stones, others by weathered board; Many covered with cair......Read the rest...

...Cletus O'Toole spent some time in Reno Where he lost his shirt playin' at keno This caused a great deal of strife With his long-sufferin' wife She raged on like a squa......Read the rest...

...I strolled through the local cemetery the other day And here are some epitaphs I observed along the way: Cletus O'Toole lies herein Too much boozing done him in! Here lies a gambler molding i......Read the rest...

...When was the last time that someone you met…that was younger than seven or eight… Told you their name…you repeated it right…and even knew how it was spelled? I’ve gotta tell ya’…but can’t tell ya’ ......Read the rest...

...Cletus O'Toole by a suspicious game warden was approached, To discuss the demise of a moose he was suspected of havin' poached. Fer huntin' out of season and havin' no permit he was in a serious bi......Read the rest...

...These two old geezers have definitely worn out their welcome with Betty-Joe - “NO, IT DOESN’T!” “YES, IT DOES!” “NO, IT DOESN’T!” “YES, IT DOES!” The two old geezers argued back and ......Read the rest...

...Most folks attend church to worship and praise the Lord as a general rule, But this is not necessarily the case for God-fearing Deacon Cletus O'Toole. He religiously goes to church every Sunday......Read the rest...

...Alas, hordes of ravenous relatives from very far and even near, Won't be celebratin' at dear old Grandma's bountiful board this year, Since the corona virus pandemic has spread an ominous cloud......Read the rest...

...Since toilet tissue is so hard to find He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind With the very first flush Cletus scalded his tush To use again he was not too ......Read the rest...

...He quaffed a six-pack of Corona Beers Ending up with the worst headache in years Perhaps to lessen his plight He should've had a Bud Lite Sure sign of 'coron......Read the rest...

...Cletus O'Toole in a moment of greed 'Borrowed' the judge's magnificent steed To steal a horse not his'n He spent six months in prison His name e'er stained f......Read the rest...

...Cletus O'Toole had always yearned to fly He joined the Air Force to give it a try He tried a daring chandelle It didn't go all that well Cletus crashed in th......Read the rest...

...Cletus joined the Navy on a fool whim And was told he needed to learn to swim He was launched off the dock And he sank like a rock The Navy straightaway got......Read the rest...

...Though many times Cletus O'Toole was somewhat uncouth, He could always be relied upon to tell the truth. No better legacy to his progeny could he bequeath, Than that of, "Truer words were never ......Read the rest...

...Cletus O'Toole checked in all set to fly Mistletoe o'er the bag scale caught his eye He asked, "Can I have my kiss?" "No!" replied the little miss "That is ......Read the rest...