Chubs Poems - Poems about Chubs

...Chub wears a miniature Santa Suit Within the circle, he is in cahoots With several friends, they know what to do They tell on each other and themselves too He is standing on a snail. Isn’t that......Read the rest...

...I know I was only kidding myself I am not that stupid and knew this day was coming thick and fast When my Lkkel Red Chubs Mcmonkey would eventually say Uncky Chris I am engaged to be marr......Read the rest...

...After nightfall I hear the loud rumbling mufflers of youth On their way to the hottest popular downtown nightclubs Where they imbibe too much, dancing, cruising the night away After midnight, the ......Read the rest...

...For four years I've longed to shout 'Adios!' It's time for you to go, Donald J. Gross Shove those burgers down, Chubs Play with your balls and clubs You're crude, belligerent and bellicose An......Read the rest...

...The puma is so sleek and black I have no doubt he’d break my back And carry me off to feed his cubs They would love my fat and chubs. The puma would come in the night And grab my neck and hold......Read the rest...

...there is less to me than there was before less....rolls less....dimples in my thighs less belly less chunks less chubby chubs Yes, there's less to me than there was before but oh.... can't ......Read the rest...

...If I were an elephant So big and strong and proud I'd fit right in with any Other elephant-al crowd. No one would call me "fat" Or "chubs," "obese," or even "thick" Because all my ginormous f......Read the rest...

...Love Kid's Why don't people Who have kid's Love them as much? As people Who can't have kid's? Happy Birthday To my beautiful baby Bianca My likkel Chubs Mac Monkey baby girl I will......Read the rest...

...Mum..Why did you give me lego hair.? To upstage my Alan Carr teeth And stretch that grey nylon pinefore Tight To ridicule my chubby young knees And why dear mummy Was my elastic bands so tight As t......Read the rest...

...Please Don’t drink The lymph Anymore Hospital wretch Chubs in scrubs Sorting sifting searching Medical waste surprise Biohazard beverage White lumpy lymph Don’tcha dare incinerate My lymph Want th......Read the rest...

...As Chubs Run Chubs run like marathon winners Laden with potato sacks Heavy legs, aching backs Rolls of fatty flapping Slap Slap slapping Huffing to get thinner ***Susan Burch*** *Won 7t......Read the rest...