Black Friday Turned Blue-Political Limericks

For four years I've longed to shout 'Adios!' It's time for you to go, Donald J. Gross Shove those burgers down, Chubs Play with your balls and clubs You're crude, belligerent and bellicose Anderson called you an obese turtle Who'd never admit you need a girdle Your offspring are all jerks In the west wing they lurk Too bad your little swimmers were fertile Eighteen thousand a month for orange hair! While poor Americans have nothing to spare You never gave a damn Leave the White House...SCRAM Get your butt off the oval office chair A greedy, selfish beast, to say the least Playing footsie with those in the mideast Buddies with Kim Jong That's all kinds of wrong And your affair with Putin is a love feast Questions asked of you...falsehoods you answer You're not a hoofer, like Santa's Prancer I hate your red ties And your horrid lies Here's a truth...you're a terrible dancer! Your claim to fame? A one-term president Mock the Constitution; a dissident So many are inspired To yell out, "You're fired!" No covid warning? What selfish intent! What a chaotic mess you leave in your wake Those who praise you have made a big mistake Our Democracy, you scorn But you jape about p o r n You've been a bogus President...a fake! We the people, hate how you whine and pout and the way your mouth pooches like a trout A lunatic POTUS Be gone with the FLOTUS Americans have signaled that you've struck out