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Funny Christian Poems

These Funny Christian poems are examples of Christian poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Christian Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member HUMIDITY IN MY COUNTRY
Foreigners in our humid country pray*
To smite heat with triumphant icy tray
Savoring popsicle sticks
Midst constant cold water-licks
As they are fired-up by bright Summer ray.

*Philippians 4:6...

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Categories: blessing, cheer up, christian,



Premium Member SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, child, christian,

Premium Member Cockcrow Releases New Story
Great is his faithfulness;
his mercies begin afresh each morning.
Lamentations 3:23 NLT

Because of God’s tender mercy,
the morning light from heaven
is about to break upon us…
Luke 1:78...

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Categories: christian,

Blades of glory
Traveling within the darkness. 
In shadows I am hidden
Clinging to the light.
Love overwhelms me.
Upright I stand.
You are my mirror. 
Reflect the sunshine.
Abundant hope fully alive.
Washing...

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Categories: beautiful, christian, funny love,

Premium Member MY HOPEFUL RESOLUTIONS
“I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.” Psalms 91:2, King James Version...

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Categories: blessing, christian, faith, god,



Premium Member DADDY NICK AND PAPA RICK
There was in a Christmas play, Daddy Nick
Whose role was to wrap presents surely quick
Dressed in Sta. Claus' best...
But while showing his jest
Special kids had...

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Categories: appreciation, celebration, christian, christmas,

unsuccessful
unsuccessful humanness

The forest he traveled had many narrow paths, there was always something new to see, like the white tree that
once wanted to be the...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anti bullying, christian, color,

Premium Member THANKSGIVING LESSON
Gratitude lesson reigns indeed
learned by my child with special need
teaching me to show
“thank you” with a glow
when I don’t smile at his good deed.

Thanksgiving* bliss...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, christian, god,

Mercury and Sunshine
mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
which 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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Categories: christian, absence, age, allah, allegory,

Premium Member Fruit Guessing Delight
Guessing game about fruits can bring delight:
What's that puzzling fruit with diet's insight?
...or name the musical fruit
not actually a fruit...
I'd rather have grapes; thanking God;...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, christian, god,

Premium Member Virtual Igloo
Wearing thick garments against summer blaze
we huddle with joy* to smite freezing raze
amidst absence of snow
since such fact we all know
while virtually shut inside igloo's...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, christian, creation,

Premium Member Word Meaning
Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...

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Categories: appreciation, christian, fun, humor,

Premium Member Revealed Identity
Our special children have learned so well
Actor Santa knows truth he must tell
"Gifts*are grants with love
By the Lord above"
Since from church roof, not North Pole,...

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Categories: appreciation, children, christian, christmas,

Premium Member Dearest Daughter
Dearest Daughter
(written for Amy)

My dearest daughter, 
we just met, 
but I know I know you, 
from your father's words. 
You are full of laughter, 
and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angel, butterfly, children, christian,

Premium Member After Reading Whitman, Gathering Airs and Tasting the Garnishes
I am the wind
the textured curl of clouds
those specks of glitter
silver and gold are my
illustrative gleams

the foiling wings
that flutter and flap
feathers ripe with color

complementing all...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christian, earth, environment, inspirational,


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