Funny Christian Poems

"How about it daddy,"
show me the way,
how you roll that paper,
you make it slay.

"How about it daddy,"
you smell so funny,
is that the reason,
you look so...

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Whatever you've lost
Don't go in search for it
If you can't find it
It always leave you insane
Start looking for who to blame.
Transfer your pain into glory
Leave...

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What they condemn publicly 
They secretly admire
What they despise publicly 
They secretly respect 
They're so deceiving 
Acting cunning and it's not funny.

They're so crispy 
Very...

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Life without money 
Very boring and funny 
But educative
No company to commune with
Solitude your best friend
Constantly reminiscing and relearning.

A broke man, a lonely man
Bitter many...

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Quiet sighs
and quick goodbyes,
and road-less-traveled-bys
have me wondering—
why are the biggest storms named after people?

I could fall for a tornado,
get lost in the beauty of its...

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Life of a street girl
Not easy
To survive 
Always trying 
To survive 
Either by hookup
Or by crook.

Always looking 
For a way to go
Life of a street...

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...

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Now what does it profit 
a man to gain 
The whole world 
but lose his soul.

I don't know... 
ask the fool
With the gold.

Chomping on the...

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Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for...

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Various Heresies 12

God Had a Plan
by Michael R. Burch

God had a plan
though it was hardly “divine.”
He created a terror: 
Frankenstein.

He blamed death on man:
was that...

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Foreigners in our humid country pray*
To smite heat with triumphant icy tray
Savoring popsicle sticks
Midst constant cold water-licks
As they are fired-up by bright Summer ray.

*Philippians 4:6...

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Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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Great is his faithfulness;
his mercies begin afresh each morning.
Lamentations 3:23 NLT

Because of God’s tender mercy,
the morning light from heaven
is about to break upon us…
Luke 1:78...

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Traveling within the darkness. 
In shadows I am hidden
Clinging to the light.
Love overwhelms me.
Upright I stand.
You are my mirror. 
Reflect the sunshine.
Abundant hope fully alive.
Washing...

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“I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.” Psalms 91:2, King James Version...

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