How to not get raped: A Girl's daily checklist
Don’t wear shorts — they’ll say you asked for it.
But also don’t wear jeans — you’re being too Western.
Saree? Salwar? Dupatta? — Oh please, that blouse was too tight.
Basically, just wear shame. That’s safest, right?
Don’t go out late — it’s dangerous at night.
But if something happens in broad daylight?
“Well, what was she doing alone in
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Categories:
checklist, evil, girl, poems, violence,
Form: Free verse
A Checklist for 'My Day'
Sunshine soul resonating joyful vibrations
In a key of kindness, modulated by mirth,
With chords of joy, arranged in light,
And a symphony of smiles—
I approach my day.
Laughter echoes and resonates warmth,
In a cadence of contentment.
My soul is tuned to joy, lilting with laughter
And soft choruses of delight.
I welcome my day.
Serenity in symphony with bliss
In cascades of jubilant
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Categories:
checklist, appreciation, happiness, joy, perspective,
Form: Free verse
Few Things On My Checklist
Open the drawer you'll see a diary,
A wimpy kid full of anxiety,
Lean frame meek face all I got,
but I strolled blithely.
The first page got my expensive dreams covered,
A trip to the Alps in the shimmery Swiss summer,
then hike the Mont Blanc and write some for her,
sitting on the rocks sipping mild liquor,
tongue-in-cheek, whimsical humor.
On that
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Categories:
checklist, absence, appreciation, emotions, growth,
Form: Free verse
A Football Checklist
1. Stay low,
2. Strike a blow,
3. And go with flow.
Or wake up on the bench
With that ammonia stench.
"How many fingers do you see?
What do you do on 50-Slant-C?"
"He remembers the plays again.
He's okay to go back in-
Just an elbow to the chin."
1. Stay low,
2. Strike a blow,
3. And return that elbow
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Categories:
checklist, football,
Form: Free verse
Checklist
Here’s a little checklist
If you think you’re getting old.
Check off fewer than a couple
And perhaps you’ll be consoled.
Are you losing hair or finding it
In places unexpected?
Do you crave a turtleneck
So extra skin goes undetected?
Do you need a nap by 4 p.m.
And doze by the TV?
Do you wake up nightly, several times,
Because you have to pee?
Does
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Categories:
checklist, age, old,
Form: Rhyme
Checklist
I'll never get addicted to games of chance
I'll never get up on a stage to dance
I'll never read novels about romance
I'll never wear a kilt instead of pants
But, on the long,long
list of things I'll never, ever do
At the top, would be to ever
cause hurt
to you
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Categories:
checklist, funny love, romantic,
Form: Free verse
Climbing Checklist
When finished climbing mountain dew, explore other paths to prosper through.
Through shouldn't exist, climbing mountain dew was a check off the checklist.
- Loverboi
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Categories:
checklist, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme
Checklist
Tick, cross, tick, tick, tick
Scribble, underline, circle
Tick, tick, tick, tick. Sigh.
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Categories:
checklist, life, work,
Form: Haiku
Boolean Checklist
The shuffle of conception
veils intent behind promised order
until every umbrella-opened mind
cries out for truth, the
liberator, sleep.
Surrendering misplaced trust
proves the natural sequence remains
behind the reptilian empire, ancient
wealth, eugenic lies,
mechanical time.
I tap once for yes and twice
for no, yet no matter where I shall go
elements of control box-in my soul
using microchip, camera and
satellite.
A jump,
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Categories:
checklist, allegory, confusion, friendship
Form: Imagism
A Checklist For World Domination
World domination is a fickle thing.
Arsenals must be compiled,
and friends beguiled,
to see successes bright sheen;
At first armies are riled,
building from the broke and poor,
can save you your store,
a trick from The Hailed;
Citizens must have rights, to ignore.
Omnipotent secret police,
the raids must not cease,
cultural ideals, smudged by gore;
And no food, or space to lease.
Those city smucks
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Categories:
checklist, inspirational, philosophy, war,
Form: Rhyme