Cheapskate Poems - Poems about Cheapskate

...The grandfather on my mother's side was a cheapskate. A real cheapskate. One Christmas, he gave me a used paperback book. Something like “Jimmy Plays Baseball.” It was written for a 7 year old c......

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... Let me put it in Quotation marks!!! This is not for the faint of heart A world full of fakes and farce Always on opposing sides many remain apart Meanwhile the news is sad still breaking hearts......

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...What The Friggin Happened here mate. I thought we had a date Now you're late Where's the bait? I've burnt the steak. You're a flippin' flagellate. Get off your tailgate and get over here a......

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...Once upon a time a well-stacked, beautiful Playmate One featured in Hefner’s magazine, which was first rate bought herself a marvelous Hollywood estate With future proceeds she hoped to create. ......

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...What do the dodgers dodge? Remind me to lace up my socks, Put on my boots and be born again. Trained and ready, steady, go! An old man’s antlers in the rutt, Dangling keys riding on hips of s......

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...2/23/21 From May to April Faithful Remaining grateful And thankful Hiking around with a dog named Hazel Sometimes watching a movie or something on cable Got to make the best of it, or else i......

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...What do the dodgers dodge? Remind me to lace up my socks, Put on my boots and be born again. Trained and ready, steady, go! An old man’s antlers in the rutt, Dangling keys riding on hips of s......

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...husband’s cheap gift wife’s expression priceless wife drags tightwad mate to court Created and posted : 23 November 2020 Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humour Sponsor : Tania Kitch......

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...I SEE TRUE YOUR EYES You look, you look, you look me, in the eye, But your gaze carries on, into infinity, No other reason, except it’s all lies, Unable to make contact, you stare th......

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...I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent. I mowed his yard and cleaned his gutters and he paid me 25 cents. When he handed me that quarter, I began to yell. Before I slugged ......

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...I love thunder storms and Mexican food I love dogs and being in a good mood I like learning new things I used to wear my hair in bangs It looked really crappy But now my hair is really happy I ......

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...My date said, “I always order water on my dates.” “Then I can save a couple of bucks, which is great.” Alarm bells started to go off in my mind. This match.com guy was either broke or cheap, and n......

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...can you open the floodgates one coffee date nothing ornate why can't you relate why do you skate the subject of debate I'm not cheapskate I'll let you dictate and narrate stories of fa......

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...*Bump and Grind* Jerkin' Twerkin' *Swing* Now Go Down Low *Moonwalk* Jackson's Actions *Hip Hop Slam* Word slap Fast rap *Pop Stars* Scandal Vandal *One of the......

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...How can I repay this debt, When all I owe is Life's regrets? Such dividends I'll never spend- The cost to just forget!......

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