Ct Duet Poet Footle

Distasteful Footles

*Bump and Grind* 
Jerkin' 
Twerkin' 

*Swing* 
Now Go 
Down Low 

*Moonwalk* 
Jackson's 
Actions 

*Hip Hop Slam* 
Word slap 
Fast rap 

*Pop Stars* 
Scandal 
Vandal 

*One of the Seven Dorks* 
Dopey 
Grope-y 

"Cooking" 
You bake 
My Cake 

"Bedroom" 
Lights out 
You Shout 

"Drunken Hunting" 
You shoot 
Your boot 

"Driving mower" 
Cut grass 
On ass 

*Too much* 
High Ball 
I fall 

*Too Little* 
One stroke 
God's joke 

*Too Late* 
Forget 
Regret 

"Staying the Night" 
Seduce 
Let loose 

"Goodnight Kiss" 
moon light 
just right 

"Bad Date" 
Cheapskate 
Quick Date 

"Pitbull Encounter" 
Bald head 
My Bed .... (give head) (dick shred)

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Dr.Ram Mehta September 9, 2014 at 10:02 AM Fully funny and humorous, CT Tim Smith September 9, 2014 at 6:35 PM Thank you Dr. Ram...cheers

Jan Allison September 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM OMG you two are so so so naughty and I love it LOL :-) can't stop laughing here. Hugs Jan xxx Casarah Nance September 8, 2014 at 7:02 PM Guess that is not the only thing at my ankles.... Jan Allison September 8, 2014 at 5:46 PM You are digging a deeper hole - they are all good - your halo has well and truly slipped round your ankles now! Hugs jan x Casarah Nance September 8, 2014 at 5:45 PM haha oh I'll confess to the good ones lol Jan Allison September 8, 2014 at 5:26 PM Good idea Tim - you wouldn't want people to think Casarah was at all naughty! Hugs Jan xx Tim Smith September 8, 2014 at 5:23 PM Damn eyes...I must change them all to stars now...hehe Jan Allison September 8, 2014 at 5:21 PM CASARAH! I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED I tell you - Tim's naughtiness is rubbing off on you - sorry my dear there is No cure! Hugs Jan xxx Casarah Nance September 8, 2014 at 5:15 PM :) mine were in the stars his were in the quotes. :) Hugs. Today is a good day to laugh Jan Allison September 8, 2014 at 5:11 PM At least I can't be blamed for any naughtiness now! Hugs Jan xx Ct Duet September 8, 2014 at 5:08 PM lol...they were fun...hehe.....hugs Tim