Distasteful Footles

*Bump and Grind* 
Jerkin' 
Twerkin' 

*Swing* 
Now Go 
Down Low 

*Moonwalk* 
Jackson's 
Actions 

*Hip Hop Slam* 
Word slap 
Fast rap 

*Pop Stars* 
Scandal 
Vandal 

*One of the Seven Dorks* 
Dopey 
Grope-y 

"Cooking" 
You bake 
My Cake 

"Bedroom" 
Lights out 
You Shout 

"Drunken Hunting" 
You shoot 
Your boot 

"Driving mower" 
Cut grass 
On ass 

*Too much* 
High Ball 
I fall 

*Too Little* 
One stroke 
God's joke 

*Too Late* 
Forget 
Regret 

"Staying the Night" 
Seduce 
Let loose 

"Goodnight Kiss" 
moon light 
just right 

"Bad Date" 
Cheapskate 
Quick Date 

"Pitbull Encounter" 
Bald head 
My Bed .... (give head) (dick shred)

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Date: 9/9/2014 10:02:00 AM
Fully funny and humorous, CT
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Tim Smith
Date: 9/9/2014 6:35:00 PM
Thank you Dr. Ram...cheers
Date: 9/8/2014 5:06:00 PM
OMG you two are so so so naughty and I love it LOL :-) can't stop laughing here. Hugs Jan xxx
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/8/2014 7:02:00 PM
Guess that is not the only thing at my ankles....
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:46:00 PM
You are digging a deeper hole - they are all good - your halo has well and truly slipped round your ankles now! Hugs jan x
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/8/2014 5:45:00 PM
haha oh I'll confess to the good ones lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:26:00 PM
Good idea Tim - you wouldn't want people to think Casarah was at all naughty! Hugs Jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 9/8/2014 5:23:00 PM
Damn eyes...I must change them all to stars now...hehe
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:21:00 PM
CASARAH! I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED I tell you - Tim's naughtiness is rubbing off on you - sorry my dear there is No cure! Hugs Jan xxx
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/8/2014 5:15:00 PM
:) mine were in the stars his were in the quotes. :) Hugs. Today is a good day to laugh
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2014 5:11:00 PM
At least I can't be blamed for any naughtiness now! Hugs Jan xx
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Ct Duet
Date: 9/8/2014 5:08:00 PM
lol...they were fun...hehe.....hugs Tim
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