25 Cents

I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent. I mowed his yard and cleaned his gutters and he paid me 25 cents. When he handed me that quarter, I began to yell. Before I slugged the jerk, I told him to go to hell. He threw a punch at me but I ducked. This man is a cheapskate, he really sucks. I tied one end of a rope to my car's rear bumper and the other end to his leg. As I drove my car about seventy miles, he asked me to stop and he begged. After dragging him with my vehicle, his butt had a big rash. That's what he got because he's too cheap to pay any cash. When I told him that he'd get even worse, he stopped threatening to sue. If you decide to hire me and pay me 25 cents, I'll do the same things to you.