Short Cheapskate Poems
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Categories:
cheapskate, anger, raven,
Form:
Rhyme
husband’s cheap gift wife’s
expression priceless wife drags
tightwad mate to court
Created and posted : 23 November 2020
Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humour
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin
NB A little humour never goes amiss.
Some men and women are so mean they should be sued is the moral.
I’ve a sneaking suspicion that this case is pointless!
Categories:
cheapskate, betrayal, divorce, family, fun, happy, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Haiku
(This is a fictional poem)
My wife got mad and nearly caved my head in with a rock.
She got mad because all I bought her for Christmas was a pair of socks.
She used all of her money to buy me a big screen television.
Being a cheapskate turned out to be a really bad decision.
That was a gift that she really hated.
She grabbed a knife and now I'm castrated.
Now I get laughed at by lots of men.
I bought my wife socks but never again.
Categories:
cheapskate, funny, husband, wife, wife,
Form:
I do not know?
Wait. To you, she's “La Lopez”. To me, “Jen”, always.
Doyenne of “Anaconda”. A date, indeed!
You’d have me narrate the gravamen,
say how it was? She was a ten. Great, she seemed.
Or perhaps an eight. But never again!
Well, she doesn’t like real men. Cheapskate, too.
I’ll tell you straight, it all went bandy when,
as our train pulled out of Penn, to celebrate ‘us’,
she called her lawyer. I hate zen precepts,
but marriage? With no debate? Comedienne!
Categories:
cheapskate, funny love,
Form:
Free verse
(This is a true story)
His daughter died because he was a cheapskate.
He was tight with his money and she met a horrible fate.
He had a lamp that needed to be rewired.
He did it himself instead of getting a professional that he should've hired.
His daughter was electrocuted when she turned the lamp on.
If he had hired a professional, she wouldn't be gone.
I feel so sorry for that man because he blew it.
If you need something rewired, please get a professional to do it.
Categories:
cheapskate, daughter, death, father, daughter, daughter, , cute,
Form:
Dramatic Verse