Catty Poems - Poems about Catty

You know how a cat is? The way it awakes, how its eyes open, for a moment not seeing anything, how it blinks slowly eyelids washing a mind of anything but satisfaction. Legs stiffen, stretching out, paws opening and closing as it arches its back. Lithe sinews ripple under a velvet pelt, its whole body a rubber band of pleasure. I used to wake like that...

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A shallow thinker of little integrity A sycophant stinker and less empathy A wanting to return to a golden age which never existed, with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage Catty remarks weird and twisted... Selflessly she married into a family, it only makes her more inspiring She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter, Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter! ...

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Catty is my genius cat Who stopped chasing naughty rat She prefers reading good books Down at her favorite nooks. She always wears eye glasses To read more stories, not less Sitting calmly in her poise In a place far from noise. Sometimes she crosses her legs Don’t disturb her, I do beg If you want to read with her Stay and slump at one corner. While...

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Passive Cat poor cat - door mat Survivalist Cat Fought rat; got fat Cat Fashionista Blond cat donned hat Bad Kitty Cat Spat. Scat, Brat! Too Bad for Too Slow Kitty Pat sat. Cat flat! June 21, 2022 For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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She calls herself Katherine, She thinks she's high and mighty. We girls know better, She is vain and flighty. Prudence is careful And a little mean She is never playful To her, it is obscene Prudence is very serious And finds it hard to take a joke Katherine doesn't like her And says she will find it hard to find a bloke Ginger piped in and said,...

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This is what we should say. "God bless Negative Normans today, Bless them on their way." Far better than catty cliches!...

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If poems on farting are distasteful... why have a listing called wind? (Just asking for a friend ) 12/05/21...

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Bottle shops are grottos, I, too, could go blotto, But that is so not me, Your catty comments are for free, I remain, always chirpy!...

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In the Catholic Schools of the West All students are put to a test Their head must go South With an open mouth To measure who comes off the best A priest is never too fickle An Adam's Apple to tickle No need to repent Its all Heaven-sent The meek love sucking a pickle Virile men should become a priest So many are needed back East Beneath...

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There was no choice, but to acquiesce to the rendezvous. Even though my situation was precarious. Your nonchalant gallivanting had exposed me to bad company. So far, with diplomatic finesse, I had avoided any problems. Hello! I no longer share your ecstasy with, what the cat brought in. So let's meet and chat, but please, I beg, leave your dross blow-in pick-ups at...

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Strike pose Fake nose ---------- 1 November 2017 Inspired by - but not entered in - the "One Footle Only" contest, sponsored by Judy Konos....

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Catty girls catty girls everywhere No escape from their hurtful stare How would it feel if u were standing there? Say no big deal it's OK I don't care I do care your hurting my kid! Don't tell me U don't know what u did I'm so OVER this behavior that's why Im here WHY the need to intimidate with...

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I sure wish that I had a tail. High-boned cheeks and wide eyes would pale if I'd a wagger. You may think me awfully vain. Forgive me, but I'm just sayin' looks seem to matter. --------------------------- My name is Nancy Jones The name of the contest is Tail-Rhyme Contest...

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