Catty Poems - Poems about Catty

... I adopted a cat around Thanksgiving He was the sweetest thing in the beginning To my surprise He’s in disguise With The Joker kitty I am now living This balmy yuletide season Milo despise......Read the rest...

...‘Beasties’ is a bar that’s run for all the local pets It’s quite easily found because it’s next door to the vets The barman is an Emu but he gets it in the neck The locals call him Gregory and whi......Read the rest...

...Winter’s companion was a cold creature certainly. She controlled Winter with a cruel cheer, Not that I can be catty continuing here in front of her coffin! Creeping around like the condescendin......Read the rest...

...Slip all batty zing ump ash Flip ball catty bing bump bash Clip doll fatty ding dump dash Sip caul hatty bring chump crash I stare at the speaker, wishing I knew what to do or say Hip haul nat......Read the rest...

...Arthur, the King, had a big table that Was ever so round and was heavy and flat One day it collapsed and it squashed Merlin - SPLAT! But the wizard came back as a soppy old cat In Camelot, soon......Read the rest...

...c xenops don't exactly tan, they just stay green. Yenta yaks may yell and yowl when they feel chatty; Zany zebra's zoned in black, or white, if you prefer. I pray this piece will play and not seem "catty", SPCA's raucous ridicule I'd rather not incur, For these bits of critterary trivia, A to Z, Are things I never learned from Marlin Perkins*, R.I.P. *For those of you, dear readers, who m......Read the rest...

...Badgered In Baltimore Dear Blabby, My bride of forty-five years has a cow whenever she suspects me of catting around. She calls me a little weasel and a snake i......Read the rest...

...Passive Cat poor cat - door mat Survivalist Cat Fought rat; got fat Cat Fashionista Blond cat donned hat Bad Kitty Cat Spat. Scat, Brat! Too Bad for Too Slow Kitty Pat ......Read the rest...

...She calls herself Katherine, She thinks she's high and mighty. We girls know better, She is vain and flighty. Prudence is careful And a little mean She is never playful To her, it is obscene ......Read the rest...

...This is what we should say. "God bless Negative Normans today, Bless them on their way." Far better than catty cliches!......Read the rest...

...An old lady in Cincinnati is mean, vindictive and chatty She has fifty-three kittens She calls them all Mittens It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty Written 3/19/22......Read the rest...

...The Cat Song If I were a cat, only were a cat, what a happy little cat I would be. If I were a cat, only were a cat, oh how catty things would be.......Read the rest...

...An old lady in Cincinnati Is mean, vindictive and chatty She has fifty-three kittens She calls them all Mittens It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty 2/11/22......Read the rest...

...You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap Though female you are not a chap A well-practiced liar Whose pants are on fire Your vitriol I’d love to zap Just little things make you so r......Read the rest...

...If poems on farting are distasteful... why have a listing called wind? (Just asking for a friend ) 12/05/21......Read the rest...