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Catty Schism

In the Catholic Schools of the West
All students are put to a test
Their head must go South
With an open mouth
To measure who comes off the best

A priest is never too fickle
An Adam's Apple to tickle
No need to repent
Its all Heaven-sent
The meek love sucking a pickle

Virile men should become a priest
So many are needed back East
Beneath every frock
Likes a ticking clock
Hungry mouths in need of a feast

The Bible predicts that a beast
Will plunder the Great and the Least
So you can do more
To even the score
When you serve this world as a priest!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 2/16/2020 10:25:00 AM
very witty and well done..one of my earlier jobs was for a treatment program in the 80's for priests and nuns..Mostly the nuns took care of their own..very sad situation there..
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Date: 3/9/2019 1:32:00 PM
Hello Rico, oh yes the Catholic Church has many problems, that i think will not be resolved. I think that the prist should marry so no nonsense willbe done that shouldn't. be done. have a nice day my friend.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/13/2019 1:08:00 PM
Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/1/2019 12:40:00 AM
G'day Rico … the Catholic Church has a problem here right now with a Cardinal found guilty of child abuse. It's all over the news and more - ouch! Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/3/2019 2:37:00 PM
The truly sad part is that such conduct is not limited to Catholic priests but is common among alleged religious leaders! Thanks for reading, mate! Aloha, Rico
Date: 2/28/2019 7:04:00 PM
OMG OMG OMG got to be POTD lol so darn funny Rico am adding this hilarious gem to my faves and the title is poetic genius!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/2/2019 7:32:00 PM
Not even close, but mahalo for the kind words and wishes! Aloha! Rico
Date: 2/27/2019 9:33:00 PM
Bless me, Father Leffanta, for I have sinned. I dared to laugh reading this hilarious poem -- which deep down has some serious meaning. Great work, Rico! A fave for me. Blessings from Sister Carolyn
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 2/28/2019 6:33:00 PM
Mahalo! I hope it will do some good. Sex is a prime motivator, so I thought, "Why would a Jihadist blow himself - and others - to smithereens to earn a virgin in heaven when he could become a priest and enjoy any number of virgins in the flesh?" Aloha! Rico
Date: 2/27/2019 7:44:00 PM
Biting and brilliant, Rico, excellent write!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 2/28/2019 6:33:00 PM
Mahalo, Michelle! Aloha! Rico