Massive strikes in Germany
Burning tires in France
Drummers pound out a war dance
But please do not worry
Real change can't be hurried
Except with a large cash advance
There was a very handsome guy named Lance
He was born in a small town in south France
Happened to be a fake
Needs to jump in the lake
Sold timeshares, but needed cash advance
Alexis Y.
11/21/2020
It was at first glance.
That I took a chance,
Had whirlwind romance,
And fell for Lance.
Who was from France.
He asked me to Dance,
Then put me in a trance.
Next I started to prance,
A weird circumstance.
He said he did freelance,
And needed a cash advance;
Was it all happenstance;
that he asked about finance?
Alexis Y.
11/20/2020
Get ready for the fireworks
they're coming from outside
South of border? Middle East?
Obama prints a guide
An easy living handbook
tells everything that's free
All the tricks to scam us all
just take what you can see
Free Medical and cash advance
your Bridge card's coming soon
Sign you up, so you can vote
they promise you the "Moon"
Teach you how a protest works
you'll learn about unrest
How to "feel offended fast"
Obamas favorite test
Screaming "civil rights are gone"
the Cops aren't on your side?
He's pounding that into their heads
and doing it with pride
The image of a Socialist
yet he has lots of cash
Telling you why you are poor
and why they think you're trash
He'll pit the Middle Easterners
to those that will not work
Then blend in all Un-documented
and treat you like a jerk
He'll tell them friction's surely caused
those not paying their fair share
Divide us more and show the world
that he really doesn't care.
There will be no land of milk and honey,
to those who live spending other people’s money.
To the gods of debt in a liturgical dance,
you will join in with each cash advance.
There will be high interest rates you will have to pay.
The amounts get bigger with each passing day.
Did you think those amounts would just go away?
If you do not pay them, they are going to stay.
If you live each day overburdened with debt,
each thoughtless purchase you are going to regret.
Do not pay high interest rates until your dying day.
With those credit offers, just stay away.
So, you think you can dance
when all you do is prance
as I look at you askance
and prepare to leave for France
I’ll be looking for romance
tho it seems that at first glance
I haven’t got a chance
of making an advance
I must be in a trance
even thinking that perchance
by the taking of a glance
I could ever find romance
in such a broad expanse
as a place called Paris France.
while I’m there you must enhance
your ability to dance
or you won’t have a chance
to win a cash advance
or at least a second glance
on: “So, you think you can dance”
Lose your mind
Doing time in all the wrong places
Got some friends
Lots of friends
In all the wrong places
Choose which one
They're all fun
Pretty faces
Dressed their best
Wearing less
In all the wrong places
On display
Come what may
Lined up like vases
Take your chance
Cash advance
In all the wrong places
Lose your heart
Here's where to start
In all the wrong places