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Carrots Poems - Poems about Carrots

Albert Einstein, 1879-1955
Altho' it's not E=mc squared, Albert was heard to theorise when he declared, "Carrots are relatively good for the eyes, it's a fact they'll make you see well and look good too, I'm blinding you with science, it's not hoodoo or a voodoo act." He then asserted, with a wicked grin, "It only hurts when you put them in." ...

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Categories: carrots, celebrity, confidence, food, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Carrots
Carrots Carrots could cure their boredom of being in the fridge by giving rats bubble baths. ...

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Categories: carrots, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Carrots
Settled in to eat the carrots. Orange and very long. They were Viking boats! Sang a warrior's song. Put lentils on the sides, Brave warrior shields with green bean spears. No one could hide. Ready to land. ...

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Categories: carrots, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Raw Carrots in Lard
Pickles in tea black beans with cheese Surely no way to a man's appetite please Carrots in lard cornbread that’s hard Cantaloupe feathered ...

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Categories: carrots, food, funny, relationship, romance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Carrots To the Rabbit Hutch
Girl wearing lavender brought us carrots at the hutch. We were appreciative, liked these orange things very much. Stay and have some with us, suggested my cousin, Dutch. Sorry, she said. I have to go get a car with a clutch. Aren’t those old-fashioned? Asked my uncle Smutch. Yes, but I like antiques, said the girl, I have an old-person’s...

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Categories: carrots, animal,
Form: Monorhyme



Tender Falls the Rain
Wishing some times turns sunshine to rain Tender falls the rain as i speak your name don't waste my time tryna break my heart you knew the outcome from the very start Love me Tender Never wanna let me go sappy love songs Sh*t thought I let you knoiw Aint wanting hurt don't like bruised feelings got look into who and what I'm dealing with Tender falls the rain as i...

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Categories: carrots, art, culture, music,
Form: Ballade
A Fistfull of Carrots
I have eaten my last carrot Munching it, I should say A place between yellow and red Like autumn I saw a question The difference Between absolute and relative Poverty I have not eaten my last carrot Shop around the corner Open to 23:00 Money in the bank Munching a carrot Thinking on the difference Between absolute and relative Poverty I have not eaten my last carrot A lot left to...

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Categories: carrots, autumn, discrimination, green, growth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Magic Aussie Carrots
A farmer met a wizard who was wearing odd regalia The wizard gave him seed of magic carrots from Australia You sow them just like normal but they all grow upside down The leaves will grow like roots, the carrots stick out of the ground The farmer dug and rotavated, levelled off the soil He was super motivated, those seeds...

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Categories: carrots, farm, humorous, magic,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hairy Carrots
The gleaners undirt these profane candy morphs as they sift through the fields in springs and falls. Apiaceous, mud beige burrowed beasties, them bow legged, cowboy pulps; others with flipped birds sprung up from their hairy carrot fists, bronxing to the sun. You would think they would be tough, those mutter udders, those gangsta roots, but they slice nicely into sticks, lunch...

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Categories: carrots, family, food, fruit, giving,
Form: Free verse
Carrots
'' Eating Carrots Aid Night Vision'' Carrots are for those who hunger, For what will satisfy right now. Whether blind, half blind or just blinkered. We all have needs to be fulfilled. Words of truth may shake foundations, No bad thing! when the build’s on sand. Those golden roots they lay deep down. Store them with care, keep them all dry, They’ll be used...

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Categories: carrots, food, imagery,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Carrots
Carrots... a great veggie when you're famished Especially if you want to stay hungry and not become blimpish Carrots are not my fav In fact, carrots I never crave Could get along without em even if from the kitchen they vanished...

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Categories: carrots, allusion,
Form: Limerick
I Read, That Carrots Help Stop Diarrhea
I read, that carrots help stop diarrhea, I was amused and exclaimed: "Wow"! It is not easy to imagine how, Somebody put the carrot in his rear....

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Categories: carrots, funny, health,
Form: Quatrain
Little Bunnies and Carrots
The spring rains fall in may, they say Heavy showers New greens on the fields And flowers blossom Lillies, roses, daffodils, and all Their fruity scents brush my soul And then hop scotch come the bunnies Beautiful, cunny, and ever so lovely Helter skelter they nibble at the carrots Morning rays they bath in Little smiles on their faces Such innocence, such beauty. I see them and...

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Categories: carrots, cute love, imagery, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Crackers For Carrots
If carrots peeled for dipping, cut in strips could keep their beta-carotene, yet taste like crackers Ritz when placed upon my lips, What bliss! But they do not. Ah! - such a waste! And if that low-fat yogurt which they're dipped in Were luscious onion-flavored sour cream; and if instead of water I sipped sin- a frothy shake the flavor of...

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Categories: carrots, food,
Form: Sonnet
Heart Shaped Carrots
The heart shaped carrots Another cold meal Convincing myself, It's no big deal In he does swagger A rush plain to see I'm sorry my love At the office I've been No guilt on his face I sigh with relief Soon off up to bed Filled with belief My instincts now rule As he goes for a shower His shirt has aroma A sweet sickly flower His phone I do...

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Categories: carrots, life,
Form: Rhyme

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