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Quote Left Confucious say: - fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs. - man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. - man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement. - man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. - man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. - woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary. - man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger Quote Right
Quote Left Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it-beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht. Quote Right
Quote Left Heinrich: 'You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others ... Quote Right

Member Quotes About Carrots

Quote Left I'd give you three carrots but Bugs Bunny comes first. Quote Right
Quote Left it is a joy watching the bunnies out of harm's way feeding on daily carrots of real ... out of the clutches of masked wolves with their fake carats of steal. Quote Right

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