Magic Aussie Carrots

A farmer met a wizard who was wearing odd regalia The wizard gave him seed of magic carrots from Australia You sow them just like normal but they all grow upside down The leaves will grow like roots, the carrots stick out of the ground The farmer dug and rotavated, levelled off the soil He was super motivated, those seeds mustn’t spoil He worked so hard, that shovel he was pushing and a shoving When he was done his back was bad and now he’s good for nothing Those magic carrots, upside down, all turned out to be beauties But poor old farmer’s stuck indoors on lightweight household duties He’s standing in the kitchen where he’s washing pans and pots His wife is in the carrot field and smiling as she squats