Best Carrots Poems

A farmer met a wizard who was wearing odd regalia
The wizard gave him seed of magic carrots from Australia
You sow them just like normal but they all grow upside down
The leaves will grow like roots, the carrots stick out of the ground

The farmer dug and...

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If carrots peeled for dipping, cut in strips
could keep their beta-carotene, yet taste
like crackers Ritz when placed upon my lips,
What bliss!  But they do not. Ah! - such a waste!

And if that low-fat yogurt which they're dipped in
Were luscious onion-flavored sour cream;
and if instead...

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I read, that carrots help  stop diarrhea,
I was amused and  exclaimed: "Wow"!
It is not  easy  to imagine how,
Somebody put  the  carrot in his rear....

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The gleaners undirt 
these profane candy morphs 

as they sift through the fields 
in springs and falls.

Apiaceous, mud beige
burrowed beasties, them

bow legged, cowboy pulps; 
others with flipped  birds

sprung up from their hairy
carrot fists, bronxing to the sun.

You would think they 
would be tough, those

mutter...

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The spring rains fall in may, they say
Heavy showers
New greens on the fields
And flowers blossom
Lillies, roses, daffodils, and all
Their fruity scents brush my soul

And then hop scotch come the bunnies
Beautiful, cunny, and ever so lovely
Helter skelter they nibble at the carrots
Morning rays they bath in
Little...

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The heart shaped carrots
Another cold meal
Convincing myself, 
It's no big deal
In he does swagger
A rush plain to see
I'm sorry my love
At the office I've been
No guilt on his face
I sigh with relief
Soon off up to bed
Filled with belief
My instincts now rule
As he goes for a...

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    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
      a man's appetite please

    Carrots in lard
      cornbread that’s...

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Carrots... a great veggie when you're famished
Especially if you want to stay hungry and not become blimpish
Carrots are not my fav
In fact, carrots I never crave
Could get along without em even if from the kitchen they vanished...

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'' Eating Carrots Aid Night Vision''

Carrots are for those who hunger,
For what will satisfy right now.
Whether blind, half blind or just blinkered.

We all have needs to be fulfilled.
Words of truth may shake foundations,
No bad thing! when the build’s on sand.

Those golden roots they lay deep...

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The soup of me
is poetry,
I'll serve it to
my friend Andrew
and as he eats
delicious treats
I'll say to you,
"Why's Andrew blue?"
and you'll respond,
"Well, listen, Juan,
now please don't scoff,
but it's bland broth,"
and now I see
the poetry
should be more true
like carrot stew,
and so I'll add
(just like my dad)
some carrots,...

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   Settled in to eat the carrots.
   Orange and very long.
   They were Viking boats!
   Sang a warrior's song.

   Put lentils on the sides,
   Brave warrior shields with green bean spears.
  ...

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I have eaten my last carrot
Munching it, I should say
A place between yellow and red
Like autumn

I saw a question
The difference 
Between absolute and relative
Poverty

I have not eaten my last carrot
Shop around the corner
Open to 23:00
Money in the bank

Munching a carrot
Thinking on the difference
Between absolute and...

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Girl wearing lavender brought us carrots at the hutch.
We were appreciative, liked these orange things very much.
Stay and have some with us, suggested my cousin, Dutch.
Sorry, she said. I have to go get a car with a clutch.

Aren’t those old-fashioned? Asked my uncle Smutch.
Yes, but...

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Wishing some times
turns sunshine to rain
Tender falls the rain
as i speak your name
don't waste my time
tryna break my heart
you knew the outcome
 from the very start
Love me Tender
Never wanna let me go
sappy love songs
Sh*t thought I let you knoiw
Aint wanting hurt
don't like bruised feelings
got look...

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Altho' it's not E=mc squared,
Albert was heard to theorise
when he declared,
"Carrots are relatively good for the eyes,
it's a fact
they'll make you see well and look good too,
I'm blinding you with science,
it's not hoodoo or a voodoo act."
He then asserted,
with a wicked grin,
"It only hurts when...

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