Caller Poems

The Congamphlgh Caller

A mysterious, spiritual poem possibly unconsciously already heard by you, if you're already swimming in the deep red rivers of poetry, writing or just creating something.

A mysterious voice offering to absorb or transform your sins, through poetic expression, and eventual emotional catharsis.

Raw, powerful, and redemptive, like a mythical Sin Eater.

Trying to forever guide you through

The Phantom phone Caller

 There once was a phantom phone caller
Who rang numbers he hadn't oughta
Some fell for his charms
Some raised the alarm
Now the caller finds he's in deep water.

One day he rang someone that he knew
Thinking that they hadn’t got a clue
They knew who he was
Sent for the police squad 
He got locked up as idiots do.

Worse

Louise the Bird Caller Girl

Louise was the bird caller girl
Started when she was two
An accidental meeting with a cardinal
Then a robin and two bluebirds
Pretty soon wrens and swallows were circling her stroller

What is it with these birds? Asked her governess
Her mother was determined to keep the family secret
Her great-great-great-grandmother had been a bird caller.
Birds of prey, water birds, even

Caller Id

I'm sitting here alone
Looking at a cloudless sky 
Hoping that you'll phone
So I can hear your voice, that's why

I love it when you do
Excited, yes indeed
When I see you are calling 
I answer with all speed

My time with you is precious
Regardless how it comes
Below by way of preface
To me you are the one

Who I would

Clarke Gets Rid of Feared Visitors

Don Clarke acted like one who’d soon leave.
His callers stood up in compliance,
Then heard the gasped relief Clarke did heave,
To them Clarke’s hurting non-reliance:
The fears of losing his appliance!

“Clarke might his tears wipe with his shirt’s sleeve!”
His stereo that fuels his vain long dance.
Oh! How Clarke loved the songs Big Stars weave;
His mind songs help

Autumn

autumn is in the air
dry leaves rustle at my door 
a seldom caller

Lord God, You Are My Divine Caller

January 31 Relationship to God Bible Meditations Based on Leviticus 1-3

Key Verse – Leviticus 1:1 And the LORD called unto Moses, and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the congregation…

LORD GOD, YOU ARE MY DIVINE CALLER
				
Lord God, You are my divine Caller, 
speaking to me with Your love’s nurturing 
Thank You for Your

Planted Snakes

"The planted snakes are  venomous!"
Warned q caller anonymous
"Anaconda size enormous!"
Their state with Death synonymous
Thus, price to pay not enormous...

And decision unanimous:
All pleas for ' Mercy Blasphemous',
None to try The Eponymous

Named he had Twelve Thousand Dollars,
Necks causing to wet starched collars

Planted snakes for easy money:
When cops soon breezed in, not funny

Free Advice To Freely Revise

The Plump needs Enduring Exercise 
To Excess Weight shed and check size, 
I tell you: need to questions ask
For a just confronted task;
Navigator’s Compass arrange
For voyage that over seas range:
Your two legs straighten and back arch
Ahead of a circuitous March;

For The Anonymous Caller,
Calm Ears of one who is taller,
Priming them for Threats or Shy Love

Unknown Caller

Amber alerts light up my phone;
tornado warnings jar the mind.
But lately from a source unknown:
a notice of another kind.

There's grave concern for potted meat;
I wonder if they'll stop and frisk.
It really has me curious:
what's up with spam, and what's the risk?

Great Idea

This is a great idea, tee hee,
Good suggestions are so me,
Nuisance caller was asking me,
Money for her fundraising committee,
"Right," said little old chirpy me,
"You can send cheques to me,
We need funds here desperately!"
I must say, sensitively,
Great ideas are so me,
Nuisance caller hung up on me!

Unknown Caller

an unknown caller
the pharmacy leaves message
the dhramned drug pushers

A Caller

Ring, Ring doorbell
What a piercing sound
It is so unexpected
And can make one's heart pound
I get in quite a tizzy
Who can that caller be
I'm really feeling dizzy
As I peeped outside to see
If it is a friendly face
Or is it a dreadful bore
I hope they can't see me
As I may not open the door
To welcome them into

Scam Caller

How do you choose the numbers,
By random or by choice?
What's the point in calling me,
When you'll never hear my voice?
So much wasted time you spend
Ringing up my phone,
Aren't there better ways
To spend the time you own?

I do not answer calls
From a number I don't know,
Regardless where it's from
Or how many in a row.
And robo calls

Telemarketer Auto Caller

stop!!
auto calls
telemarketer
Why!  you do you keep calling?

2/6/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.

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