Buttock Poems - Poems about Buttock

...February 29th, 2024 Alternately titled: 111th leap year since 1582 the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader (i.e. essentially paterfamilias among Roman Catholic flock) timely maneuvered around ......Read the rest...

...SUBSTANCE FIRED TRIGGERED OUT TAIL MAN BUTTOCK MOVES- A Grook I lit the substance it fired not I pulled the trigger something shot out I shake my buttock, yet don’t have ......Read the rest...

...who are you? I am asking because you think you know, but you don't ! Yet you don't think you don't know! You are just something, if something else exists You are your Mama's child You are your p......Read the rest...

...The broken piggy bank strewn into a bajillion little pieces Unexpected largesse yours truly patiently waits, a metaphor of my dire financial straits courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse the miss......Read the rest...

...a curvaceous lady from Lubbock was distraught at the loss of her duck her search was in vain poor duck was in pain found wedged in the cleft of her buttock. Written: May 12, 2023 ......Read the rest...

...strippers reported that customers: Grabbed them by the arm (88%) Grabbed their breast (73%) Grabbed their buttock (91%) Pulled their hair (27%) Pinched them (58%) Slapped them (24%) Bit......Read the rest...

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......Read the rest...

...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor... Yours truly pinned down by invisible vestiges of coronavirus and getting attacked from angry plague of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn grossly misto......Read the rest...

...Igbo Sex Words I have observed Are High-Low Tone steady bearers: To ‘High-Low’ markedly reserved, Save in ears of tone-deaf hearers… All her words for Male Genital Picked by ears not from hosp......Read the rest...

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning... dramatically expanding spouse, when adorning buttons pop off undersized blouse which spurs yours truly to grouse, and ruffle mine tail feathers while li......Read the rest...

...A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies The following doth constitute combination of fact and fiction unfortunately not sentences referencing overactive spousal glute though......Read the rest...

...he was not dumb but he struck his thumb now he was dumb-struck and screamed jolly good his hand in plaster and bad luck his master he could not drive his truck to bide his tim......Read the rest...

...In the Confines of a Dream By Sy Roth Their skin touches mine Hair on end in the cold, tickling, Vibrating with amoebic fear on an endless loop. I could not look. They braved separation fro......Read the rest...

...A Chair I am a chair opalescent as a Constructed of wood or metal I allow your buttock and back to rest I allow you rested freedom I am a form of relaxation I have one back......Read the rest...

...which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster! Yours truly (humorously dry h......Read the rest...