Short Buttock Poems

Relax my friends, if you feel life's an empty cup
Could be a squirrel who forgot where he buried his nuts
There's always a bright side
Don't run away and hide
When you wake, look for a girly's buttock to touch...

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strippers reported that customers: 
Grabbed them by the arm (88%) 
Grabbed their breast (73%) 
Grabbed their buttock (91%) 
Pulled their hair (27%) 
Pinched them (58%) 
Slapped them (24%) 
Bit them (36%) 
Note.Supari injection?...

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Dachshund is a banana skin:
Short like a cigarette butt,
Big eyes like two snooker balls,
Wide ears like the vessel's flags,
Legs  interlocked like a letter X,
Long trunk like a train on the track,
All buttock like a kangaroo.
If I should meet it on my way out,
I will retract home and recite a psalm....

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SUBSTANCE FIRED TRIGGERED OUT TAIL MAN BUTTOCK MOVES- A Grook 
I lit the substance it fired not
I pulled the trigger something shot out
I shake my buttock, yet don’t have a tail
Like a dog we both move…WELL>

2/1/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
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A Chair

I am a chair
opalescent as a Constructed of wood or metal
I allow your buttock and back to rest
I allow you rested freedom
I am a form of relaxation
I have one back, four legs a seat
I am a chair

10/27/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©
Mask poem verse...

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a curvaceous lady from Lubbock
was distraught at the loss of her duck
her search was in vain
poor duck was in pain
found wedged in the cleft of her buttock.

Written: May 12, 2023

Checked by: HMS.COM/ 9-9-5-5-9

Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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Maurice was crammed full of buttock-clenching humors
                        One day in the month of May he poked Jannie's tumors
                                             'Oh they are real groovy'
                                              'Must taste like anchovy'
                      "How can you be so sure?' 'they are under my  bloomers'....

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perhaps i'll climb into your room,
to pin your arms behind you soon,
pull those shorts a little down,
and bend your oer the bed or couch,
then would we be in tune?

foreplay sometimes grabs the buttock,
dominates, she wants to give it up,
if what you want, it's  all good luck,
and then like spoons to cuddle up,
all done for a sweet season,
male don't need a reason:

Don Johnson 8-jul-11...

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When fire dies, it remains ash, cover it up
When the day dies, new day shows up
When husband rest, leaves a sowed love
Widow cries, dwells with grieve
And loneliness
"He has slept, he forever sleeps"
A countless times, she vends
And at the buttock, she feels the world
And the need to go with him raises up
Unreturned journey lacks partnership
The sowed love dies not
Abides within loves heart.





Inspired by a book,...

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