Long Buttock Poems
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February 29th, 2024February 29th, 2024
Alternately titled: 111th leap year since 1582
the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc
out of sync and...
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Categories:
buttock, 12th grade, age, birth, celebration, fate, february,
Form:
Rhyme
Please Help Yarn Hexed Door NeighborPlease help yarn hexed door neighbor...
Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly mistook me for human sock
to seal and line...
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Categories:
buttock, abuse, anger, bullying, character, december, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:
I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape...
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...
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Categories:
buttock, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Pypu Pull Yo Pants UpPYPU what ya gonna do boyz
PYPU what ya gonna do boyz
PYPU what ya gonna do boyz
don't need to see your Fruit or your Looms
don't wanna see your buttocks in those..
Vincent Motega's don't wanna see your...
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Categories:
buttock, america, analogy, body, change, character, clothes, metaphor,
Form:
Ballad
A Growing Menagerie of Stuffed Animals and Beanie BabiesA (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies
The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences
referencing overactive spousal glute
though sphincter roaring
could muscle us into ample loot
(after wife explodes open bank vault)
versus ass spire...
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Categories:
buttock, adventure, appreciation, best friend, crazy, family, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Curse of Miscalculation Dkhe was not dumb
but he struck his thumb
now he was dumb-struck
and screamed jolly good
his hand in plaster
and bad luck his master
he could not drive his truck
to bide his time
he drank some wine
set out to...
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Categories:
buttock, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Maintaining Marital Covenant Bailiwick Wife Doth Masterwhich prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster
alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster
upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster!
Yours truly (humorously dry husband)
can definitively attest,
she (thee missus) nixed, ordained,
inured, espoused blessed
discrete frolicsome liaisons...
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Categories:
buttock, adventure, break up, devotion, forgiveness, grief, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
The Broken Piggy BankThe broken piggy bank
strewn into a bajillion little pieces
Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,
a metaphor of my dire financial straits
courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse
the missus, this wordsmith notates
unwittingly linkedin to his misfortune,
a situation he hates,
especially, an unavoidable...
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Categories:
buttock, america, analogy, anger, animal, appreciation, august, cry,
Form:
Rhyme
Original SinHer body glows like the sun,
She arouse my feelings and emotions
Each time I watches her pass by with
Her buttock clapping left and right,
She bathe my spirit with pure love
And imprisoned my heart in her bosom.
I...
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Categories:
buttock, abuse, age, anti bullying, art, universe,
Form:
ABC
IncubusINCUBUS
Do not wake me when I sleep
To deaf my ears when the morning weep
For tonight I shall elope with him
My hero,the light of my dream
I will be where quietness do sing
With Incubus my romantic king
You've...
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Categories:
buttock, 2nd grade, addiction,
Form:
I do not know?
Byword People
Byword People (Came By Way)
Pitch black was the day after
the nightmare before
When the blue wails
washed upon the sunset shore
Dark journey’s end for the castoff children,
who were unspoken for
Idol eyes resting carelessly,
got sin windswept upon a...
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Categories:
buttock, history, identity, slavery, symbolism, , western,
Form:
Epic
Marriage To Alarmingly BallooningMarriage to alarmingly ballooning...
dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons
pop off undersized blouse
which spurs yours truly to grouse,
and ruffle mine tail feathers
while listening to Scheherazade.
Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
quite doubtful,...
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Categories:
buttock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Rhyme
Tick Tock Tick TockTick...Tock...Tick...Tock...
(Aye apologize for straying way
outside thee usual canon -
a poetic souffle,
boot desperation
finds me cent less,
Thus i pray
for divine intercession, this...
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Categories:
buttock, 11th grade, 12th grade, 4th grade, 7th
Form:
ABC
A Cry of a WomanA CRY OF A WOMAN
Help me tell my mother that
My beads are fallen into pieces.
The waist beads which stands for
My pride and dignity is gone
Into the hand of a stranger.
I am nothing now than...
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Categories:
buttock, art,
Form:
Blank verse
Women Are Necessary EvilEvil combs from their waists morally
Like a song from dead throaty tune.
Machete of tempting guts, they spread
Nagging substances to the eyes of men,
This thistles taxed our brave minds.
Our blood a gulp of water to their...
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Categories:
buttock, betrayal,
Form:
Ballad
Attributes of Being Average(alternately titled one me silly more till manufactured
from go win addle American
non refundable private parts)
each set of twenty three chromosomes
the basic biological building blocks
of life came out cervix
when second hand...
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Categories:
buttock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th
Form:
Personification
Because I Love YouI have been made mad before
With my clothes on my hands
Shabbily treated by children in the street.
My hair shaggy and rough.
YOu could see me going through the hoote-nanny
Smiling to every one that comes
on my way...
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Categories:
buttock, art,
Form:
Narrative
Marriage To Alarmingly BallooningMarriage to alarmingly ballooning...
dramatically expanding spouse
Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
yours truly, she does grouse
quite doubtful, she could pose
for playboy and/or penthouse
returning explicit volley
of trailing appellations lobbed
expletive laced epithets
directed at her...
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Categories:
buttock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
February 29th, 2020February 29th, 2020
alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582
the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc
out of sync and...
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Categories:
buttock, 11th grade, 12th grade, conflict, confusion, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
February 29th, 2020alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582
the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc
out of sync and lock
step by...
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Categories:
buttock, celebration, february, humanity, march, people, religion, tribute,
Form:
Verse
Ogongo IiStill, and again
“Ogongo” crept into my mouth
As I behold the two nocturnal creatures
We have waited endlessly
No longer in my Aunt’s place,
But we became unsolicited watchmen
At the streets gate entrance
It was an ungodly hour
Darkness had...
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Categories:
buttock, animals, daughter, funny, life, lost love, sorry,
Form:
Free verse
C'Mon Gimme a Botox SmileC'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!
'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face of yours truly, me no Kid Rock
yea just a chip...
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Categories:
buttock, funny, giggle, halloween, hilarious, humorous, husband, recovery
Form:
Free verse
Hashtag Me Too#Hashtag Me Too
#I like you
#me too
#me too woke
#me too just awaken from my sleep
#me too everything not normal it stinks
#me too It started in grade school, when I pulled your hair
#me too back then it...
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Categories:
buttock, absence, abuse, anger, anxiety, betrayal, caregiving, change,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch(Any resemblance between said title,
as told tummy by ya finch,
and commander in chief,...
not accidental, nor a cinch
buttock hum posed on behalf
of these bottom ming out
fifty states, plus Puerto Rico inch
ching, donning, and clamoring
desperately for fluffin...
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Categories:
buttock, age, allegory, allusion, america, analogy, care, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
Overrun By Teddy Bears and Beanie Babiestwas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you bare
lee remember this mister
did formerly she push duck clear
addressed said spouse
"my little buttock blaster" en dear
ment - for obvious...
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Categories:
buttock, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form:
Imagism