Burping Poems - Poems about Burping

Scam Likely a Phone Salesman

...Scam Likely called me eleven times yesterday
Fifty-two times this week
I do not pick up
I used to though

When I was younger sales calls were a personal challenge to me.
I wanted to see if I co...

Before Poetry

...

Whatever did I do to wile away my time
Before poetry took over my brain
Walked around staring blankly into space
Burping and expelling methane

Really no direction I was truly a lost...

Bococo bay

...Bococo bay
beyond Ballay,
beyond Bar Reef,
beyond belief;
big booby bawls
brash booming calls
bedraggled beasts
bake bacon feasts
boss bozos boast
beside bad ghosts
blue butt Baboons
bemus...

Love and Hate

...I am in love with Music,

I am in love with playing the acoustic.

Being a hater of crying,

Being a hater of spying.

I am in love with Bangtan,

I am in love with fashion.

I love to st...

he is almost perfect

...Lee is perfect she said
he has a burping problem but it is cute
what makes him perfect? I asked her.
He is exactly right, except for his hair.
But I will get him to change it after we are married...

Soozie's in Trouble Again

...
I heard a noise that sounded like a cricket 
Then once again, coming from her thicket
Soozie cried, "I keep burping."
"No," I said. "It's a chirping!
I'm not gonna touch that sticky wicket."
...

No Words Rhyme with Orange

...No words completely rhyme with orange:
no orange fringe, no orange hinge,
no lozenge, no syringe, no twinge, no whinge – no nothing!
No words completely rhyme with orange.

Porridge isn’t orange...

BURPSEY

...

  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are my fancy.
  Forever with a grin,
  They find away,
  My teeth can't hold them...

The Southern Rain

...The dry cracked earth moan under its crust while the languishing trees hold firmly beneath its grit absorbing little moisture within its root sending memory of hard time way back to its youth. The gr...

Giving Thanks

...Can you smell the turkey cooking?
Can you smell the pumpkin pie?
Can you see the children lurking,
With a glimmer in their eye?

See the table filled with family,
See the table filled with yams...

Awkward, Awkward

...I guess, one thing everyone wanna escape are those awkward and embarrassing moments.
Such as an unreturned high five.
Or saying good evening instead of good morning accidentally.
Or when a friend ...

Backyard Fuzziness

...Backyard mavens, wise crones
recall generations of groundhogs
that have dwelt in these hedgerows.

In winter
they seed the ground with 'Puffcorn Delites'
bought wholesale from Sam's Club.
The ...

Burping Blues

...Borborgymic and gurgling,
he tried to go a-burgling,
but when he snagged the diamond ring,
his eructations stole the day.

So now he watches seminars;
he's learning how to play guitar.
He even...

Trip To Black Berries' Haven

...Zooming with freedom zest, let’s take a ride
Vrooming toward nutritious land venture
Visiting gardens, fruitfully supplied
Like orchards, marked by blackberries' feature.

Beholding blac...

Farcical Fancies

...Farcical fancies,
Woodland rhymes,
These are not just
For bedtimes!

Farcical fancies,
Wait and see;
You’ll repeat them
Back to me!

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Woodpecker, really,
Won’t you hush!
By now, a...

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