Best Burping Poems

You might know my mom Carla
Or maybe you do not
But I am sure
You haven't heard
That she burps a lot

She's burping when she's happy
And also when she's mad
All through the day
She burps away
And it makes her really sad...

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Borborgymic and gurgling,
he tried to go a-burgling,
but when he snagged the diamond ring,
his eructations stole the day.

So now he watches seminars;
he's learning how to play guitar.
He even hums a couple bars,
stamps license plates for play....

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Bert was a little Brontosaurus,
and his appetite was amazing.
He liked to chew and munch and slurp,
Bert never stopped his grazing.

But one day after eating, 
he felt a little strange.
Something was brewing in his tum,
and Bert didn't like the change.

In little Bert's guts, there was gurgling,...

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Regardless of weather,
Or else lips like leather;
Are chirping;
Badly burping;
Like a ball that is tether.

This is Trump the Terrible.

Jim Horn...

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