No Words Rhyme with Orange

No words completely rhyme with orange: no orange fringe, no orange hinge, no lozenge, no syringe, no twinge, no whinge – no nothing! No words completely rhyme with orange. Porridge isn’t orange; but, there is an Orange Province. An orange stoppage - should be red! Incorrigible orange! The rhymes I’ve tried are negligible, barely sensible. Horrid orange! Purple is no better. There are purple turtles, slurping, burping, and purple pebbles, purple burbles: all sorts of purply, chirpy, twerpy sounds, but, no words rhyme with purple. Silver is another colour which hasn’t got a twinning brother. There are silver rivers, silver shivers, silver slivers, silver sisters; but, there are no silver dilver milver pilvers, and if there were, they’d smell like fish. I actually prefer the almost-chimes of assonance, the vowels that that twine with consonants, without the over-confidence of lar-dee-dar-dee rhymes.