Bunions Poems - Poems about Bunions

...T’was perhaps by dint of fate Or some demonic spell That I, a sock, was granted The gift of sniff-less smell I gaged and retched in darkness Of a foot’s pungent aroma Finally, I fled the scen......Read the rest...

... If bathtubs grew onions then feet might have bunions that stink as well as get sore If you can't remove all the dirt your toes will sure hurt ~ that y......Read the rest...

... O! my man Oh! Man he’s got bottom feet; My man ma’man got them bottom feet; And My O My he’s so ever sweet; Ma Man he’s got bottom feet; Gen Z favors brands like, Brand Men's T......Read the rest...

...wayfarers do not have picnics with people. travelers, journeyers, vagabonds, are wanderers. they prefer nature to humans, and they keep moving. do not try to enslave, entrap, slow down or capture ......Read the rest...

...Have I got my glasses And my hearing aid My bottle of mineral water No fizzy lemonade I cannot find my handbag Or my money purse Putting on my shoes Have made my bunions worse I have a box of......Read the rest...

...If I were a poor woman I would dance and sing through basement boogy woogy bars all these days and nights of EarthTribe healthy men Winning not measured in applause but absorbing painful bun......Read the rest...

...[Written with much love and bonhomie in response to Milt’s Poem ‘Hearty Poetry Soup’] * Not so long ago in a land called Soup A warlock gathered a talented group These were ......Read the rest...

...Walk on the plantar aspect; Yonder sole walks through life's traffic So on these streets he walks alone; On cobbler pathways made of stone; Tether bound feet worn polluted soles; Trotting ma......Read the rest...

...Light Verse Marvell-Less by Michael R. Burch Mr. Marvell was ill-named? Inform us! Alas, his crude writings deform us: for when trying to bed chaste virgins, he led off with his iron ball......Read the rest...

...A visit to Lidl, can seem like a riddle But I like to browse through the aisles in the middle Where you may find farmyards and little toy zoos Right next to pair of size 5 ladies shoes The rang......Read the rest...

..."I have two big toes, two pinky toes And two bunions and I should I walk or run Where's my platform shoes Or should I just lay on my heels I have 2 eyes Yet, I see naught My pupils ......Read the rest...

...I am adamant hi cringe at the thought of dirty feet I am biased and subconscious of crimson vegetable beets No longer nowhere do you find coconut treats Chocolate covered crimson beige......Read the rest...

...Although I’m no spring chicken, I’d really like to say. I finished my spring-cleaning, only yesterday. I sprung around the house, cleaning high and cleaning low; Stood back, admired my work ......Read the rest...

...This 'Heroic' Crown of Sonnets, I am posting as seven separate Sonnets, for ease of reading. This is written with thanks to a fellow poet, who is most likely too modest to be mentioned, but whose gr......Read the rest...

...Limericks VI - Religion Pell-Mell for Hell Mel by Michael R. Burch There once was a Baptist named Mel who condemned all non-Christians to hell. When he stood before God he felt like a clod ......Read the rest...