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Short Bunions Poems

Short Bunions Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bunions by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bunions by length and keyword.


Premium Member Love is a Funny-Smelling Thing
     If bathtubs grew onions
       then feet might have bunions
     that stink as well as get sore
  
     If you can't remove all the dirt
       your toes will sure hurt ~
         that your husband
         will ignore as he snores 
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Categories: bunions, body, hurt, husband, sleep,
Form: Rhyme



Happy Birthday Duque!
T oday is Duque’s Birthday.
H air is turning grey.
I ncontinence is threatening;
R est homes and decay.
T oday is Duque’s Birthday.
Y a Yas with Ya Yas
E ar hair and some nose hair.
I rrational chutzpah 
G out, bunions and arthritis.
H earing aids and blindness.
T oday is Duque’s Birthday...

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Categories: bunions, funny
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Relatively Speaking
To see old relatives can get you thinking
if your health will also soon be sinking.
Will you get their shingles, bunions or bad knees?
Will you get dementia or need some surgeries?
And if afflicted, will you face it well or will you cave?
Or might you be the lucky one to go
 "relatively" pain-free. . . to the grave?...

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Categories: bunions, family, health,
Form: Grook
Hands
Sun shines through, see my translucent hands
Skin that looks like wax by candle light.
Delicate, the palms of these here hands
Testament to toil, by my night light.
Harder men have bunions on their palms
Skin that’s worn and dirty finger nails. 
Strong is, the history of their palms
Testament to toil, as hard as nails....

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Categories: bunions, life
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Fiddler's Fortune
If I were a poor woman
I would dance and sing
through basement boogy woogy bars
all these days and nights
of EarthTribe healthy men

Winning
not measured in applause
but absorbing painful bunions
in glad support
of Earth's healthiest worn-out pause

Performing songs with peace
inviting massive choirs
composing mother muses,
matriarchs of deeply felt integrity
dancing EarthDay's cause....

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Categories: bunions, earth day, health, integrity, mother, muse, music,
Form: Political Verse



Leaves
basic leaves,in the sea of fall.come one,come all.the total paul bunions need to sprung 
one,uproot the base of leaves, a tree,might number 43.the disease is to please,shade is a-
ok.the rays of the sun blocked by life begun.the leaves.what a beautiful thing.sing a 
song.praise along.the night is on the river nile.i search for crocodiles.all because i wrote 
poems about the leaf,and how it believes,things should be....

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Categories: bunions, nature
Form: Prose Poetry
Woman Seeking Man
PERSONALS:

Must love raw onions
Void of toe bunions
Must have personality
Live in  reality
Must enjoy long walks
Void of stalks
Must not smell bad
Take bath, be glad
Must say, "I love sex"
Never be complex
baggage to be rid
Absolutely no kid
Must love to dance
Wear dry pants
Pay half the rent
monies well spent

If now you think you qualify
check my photo with your eye
Make no mistake I kid you not!
I get a little, You get a lot! 

2/16/16...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bunions, future,
Form: Rhyme