Buggers Poems - Poems about Buggers

...Wrapped in long white as if married to birth In a plastic box, with wheels on the bottom, There she lay, unaware of her worth Unaware of the sheer amount of hats she’d wear topped with a pom-po......Read the rest...

... *Been posting some heavy stuff lately. Time for a bit of levity. "Hey babe, you're never gonna believe this. Crab fishing in Alaska has been cancelled for 2023." "I don't understand, dear." "......Read the rest...

...Big as a house, Scared of a mouse, With nose that grows Down to its toes. Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk. Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk.......Read the rest...

...In Yorkshire, a bit of bacon-butty in a greasy cafe - could have had blood sausage. My breaches are squeaking, mice are leaving deposits. Somehow a few do applaud my slippery tongue. Beer i......Read the rest...

...Afraid of I-scream. The winter trees are calling, to save me, to save me from myself. Regrets of yesterday How could I say what I said, but I did, don’t know why. I wish I coul......Read the rest...

...The Secret Service don't need to shout They're randy buggers inside and out! Wherever they go The whole world will know They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!......Read the rest...

...Maybe you’re a psychopath you certainly have the traits I find it disconcerting the picture that it paints I know you better than all the rest They don’t believe what I suggest They thi......Read the rest...

...Much serious thought should be given to the naming of them, for would we call a Byzantine Emperor Tiddles, Blackie or Patches, would we name an Egyptian Pharaoh, Ginger, Tiger, Tom, or Peanut? ......Read the rest...

...Tom Cunningham says its not rash For Russians to take out their trash And the longer they wait The more stink in their fate But the buggers all want more cash!......Read the rest...

...looling for the magic man to change us trust if he was there he would have given up see that hate on the faces but just can't understand took your chance in digitised percentages animals haven......Read the rest...

...There’s a mate of mine in trouble so I had to help him out. We were a pair of silly buggers, well known without a doubt. You see we thought that smoking pot would be just a bit of fun, and it was ......Read the rest...

...Trouble Sleeping by Bob Moore © 2016 I have trouble every night, when I try to go to sleep they say it might be easier, if I try counting sheep but the little buggers won’t stand still,......Read the rest...

...I’ve mucked around when drinking beer like many other blokes, who love to be involved when playing silly nonsense jokes. It’s great to see a ‘bunny’ puzzled and completely unaware that pranksters ......Read the rest...

...In a job where time and motion had an impact that was nil, I was introduced to modern trends that mentioned soon I will, but I could buck the system if I chose, by opening up me ‘gob’ although it ......Read the rest...

...Raindrops, noisy little buggers ....ricochet off the windows Raindrops, itinerant drummers .....searching fo......Read the rest...