Best Buggers Poems

Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu...

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Oh boy, oh joy, it's another fine day
Another day to keep the nasties at bay
Just laugh in their face
They don't have a place
Those dirty little buggers, chase 'em all away


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Flutter, flutter, in the sky,
Watch the clouds go floating by.
See that thing a way up high?
Teeny, weeny, butterfly!

Crawling, crawling, down and down,
Plants and pebbles all around.
Queen of all in golden crown,
Many ants deep underground!

Hurry, scurry, little thieves,
Quickly running under leaves.
Legs so fast no one believes,
See...

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Could easily eat eggs three times a day
Love those little buggers so much
Thanks to the hens for being so gracious
Providing us with omelets and such

Heard some people even eat 'em raw
Now that's not for me I'm afraid
Said I loved 'em but I must draw the...

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