Short Buggers Poems

Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites....

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Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu...

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Tom Cunningham says its not rash
For Russians to take out their trash
And the longer they wait
The more stink in their fate
But the buggers all want more cash!...

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The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!...

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A kaleidoscope of butterflies
passed right before my dilated eyes,
so while the colors blurred by
grabbing at them I did try...
fast little buggers to my surprise!...

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Big as a house,
Scared of a mouse,
With nose that grows
Down to its toes.
Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk.
Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk....

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I am sick and tired of these shoes
He kicks something, I always get a bruise
The buggers are tight 
And they keep me outta sight
I'll trip him up the next time his out on the booze...

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long as ya havent fluffed ,
its all sweet here...
gases expansion sure enough,
could tickle you to tears,
wheres the plum duff....

stay away you white coat buggers!

Don...

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Oh boy, oh joy, it's another fine day
Another day to keep the nasties at bay
Just laugh in their face
They don't have a place
Those dirty little buggers, chase 'em all away


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Lotto Limerick

Got the winning numbers in me head,   
Dreamed the buggers while in me bed,
Gave em to, newspaper Dan,  
Plugged em in, sure can,  
Wrong day, no way, so damn frustrated.


Contest: Susan Burch’s Lottery Ticket Limerick...

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To get the multi-dudes to march as one,
to raise humanitys' flag, yet some,
don't think it cant' be done,
cos Facebook reaches all, 
computers phones the thrall,
6 billion will agree,  
buggers like you n me,
Equality is fun....Don...

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The tree of life feels the woodsmans axe,
and thinks such is life when the timber cracks,
and consciousness  is free,
departing from this tree,
not dead the spirit see,
the tree of life is whacked,
let the buggers be!

re:  " Hammer In Hand"  
 Debbie Duncan


by Don...

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Bogg the steely bug took a smart drug
                                Played silly buggers in Biggie’s rug
                                     Biggie screeched like owl
                                       Hey,No fare, no fowl
                              Big Bogg made Biggie a real humbug...

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I remember when the little buggers
hit the elementary school -
the apologetic tone
of the school nurse
as she informed me by phone,
And the hate I felt
when I went to pick my daughter up
and the teacher said,
“Take her home, clean her up, and have her back in the morning.”
… and she wasn’t even dirty....

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"This is the best time of the day,"
The taxi man said,
"Before those buggers go to work.
Half an hour's time
You couldn't drive down here."
"I wouldn't want to."
I replied, looking up at the clear air,
Signatured with vapour trails,

And wishing Manchester
Were Singapore or Cape Town.

Kim Helen James
January 1997...

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what's society...
just order propaganda...
assimilation...

society's naught...
there's only the converted...
...that we need armies...

starting with the young...
to give some person power...
who pays for honor...

war is not a norm...
average mankind is quite sane...
war is a con job..

minority run...
profitable 'horse racing'...
lock the buggers up......

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My mum  Nell has a carer 3 days a week Leslie, she has a loving way with my Mum.
 Mums nasty daughter my sister Diana has not talked to her mum the last 20 years,
 do you think its bastardry,
 my mum sobs herself to sleep each night cos she still loves Diana, 
.....how mums suffer hey??
The parable show the buggers what they are doing to you by example!!!

Don Johnson...

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I bet he's up there, his nag astride, 
Ferret in sack, terrier by side.
I bet he's up there charming a lass, 
Ciggy in gob and mild in glass.
I bet he's up there seeing united win, 
Hollering and swearing " get it in".
I bet he's up there happy at last, 
No pain no shame no regrets of the past.
I bet he's up there smirking at us, 
Ye silly buggers whats all this fuss....

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Much serious thought should be given
to the naming of them,
for would we call a Byzantine Emperor
Tiddles, Blackie or Patches,
would we name an Egyptian Pharaoh,
Ginger, Tiger, Tom, or Peanut?

Cat’s are royalty, no less noble
than the Great Charlemagne -
and they know it,
thus it is most essential
that we get the little buggers neutered.


~~~~~~~~~
a nod to T.S. Eliot...

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They live in an iron nest
and have begun to dream
the way threadbare drapes will
in too much sunlight.

Scorched by sky
blooms crumple like straw hats.
Water has no effect.

Any time now,
I expect to see stringy stems
swell into aqueducts
but the newly doused
droop the more.

The fancy blooms cost me $74

Stupidly I yell at them:
to revive, to live, to thrive!

Nothing.

The buggers have also gone deaf....

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	Destroyer ~ Poet
Contest Name	(ANY) Poem Of the week.

so wear your tin pants indeed,
like the sixtys girls did need,
a tin opener supplied,
the frustrated guys had cried,
when love got up to speed,
the pill now applied...
what next the weed,
poor ole johnsons aigs got fried...
inside,
4 some buggers need...

or have i lied,
access denied...

thanks Russell ya done didit again
with birds n bees...

Don Johnson...

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The most appalling thing to see
According to the likes of me
Is when abroad upon the street 
A child that screams and stamps its feet
And parents who then try to quell
The ravings of the child from Hell

They attempt, in their entreaty
To appease, with toy and sweety, or
Promises of things to come 
A brand new bike from dad and mum 
So, parents do not plead or beg
Just slap the buggers round the leg

© John W Fenn  27-07-2009...

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So the phone rang, 

"its about your computer, 
its causing trouble on the internet,
 i'm with microsoft" 

so knowing he was a conman out to get my dollars ..
I said 

"i know you Ralph you are a conman!" ..
.he hung up how rude hehe 

THIS CON HAS BEEN REPORTED ON TV RECENTLY SO REMEMBER...

--my 89 year old mum said i dont have a computer:)...ive had aboutb 5 calls from these buggers...so dont feel bad bout ya computer upsetting microsoft....it aint!...

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better to lift someone up,
 than to put em down,
nasty ones stand on your neck,
and hope that you will drown,

misfit type seeks ,
with flustered cheeks ,
to rip pin feathers out of you,
so they feel good,  as petty would,
the stupid buggers do,

but grow we will,
and kindness learn,
and when our plate is full,
the Lord will take us by the hand,
like a whale takes on board the Krill:)

see what ya did Gail Doyle little mate... 

Don Johnson...

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