Its Raining Cats and Dogs

My leader has spoken once again I listen with my one ear, on the right I cut the evil left one off to honour the wisest man of payoffs who almost gave up his life for me all so that he keeps his private jet and keeps America free now he has spoken more wise words eat cats and dogs, I know at first seems absurd he's never been wrong, ever before so off I went in me pickup over to the pound it seemed to warm the volunteers hearts that I took all strays, a la carte all this time been eating the wrong sort of critters squirrels and possum and the occasional pigeon well shhh about cousin Jed's little pet hamsters tasty buggers was all that matters my leader though has given me a new diet so now I eat dogs, and for desert then the cats he was right, as he always is tasty son of guns, even better than my rats now if Trump was from down under and I swear this true pretty sure Id be having some BBQ Kangaroo I am just proud to wave my American guns making America great, eating one pet at a time now do not try and stop me, I have more ammo than you illegal immigrants have pennies and dimes