Bugger Off Poems - Poems about Bugger Off

...The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour, dag-gone my crumbling willpower! It's cherry topping so high, makes me want to cry. I walk on past the candy aisle, and gaze at the cereal shelves ......Read the rest...

...some ladies are annoyed because boys will be boys they call it toxic masculinity based on logic they think they see feeling there is a need to teach us boys how we should be and that me......Read the rest...

...Removing a friend, all because they are selfish. Years later they appear "let's try to resolve this" They set out these rules and what they want to change, they think it ended mutual... bl......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...It began as a day like any other, In the oceans deepest depths, Until a Kiwi and an Ausi, Decided to have a picnic at the bottom of the Ocean, In the deepest part of the Mariana Trench. They ......Read the rest...

...Teacher tried to teach his class that Christmas isn’t boring Half the kids weren’t listening and one or two were snoring He picked out little Lucy, she seemed the one most liable He made her prove......Read the rest...

...Cooper came to visit a while last week, Uninvited, unannounced – insolent! I guess he’s here to stay, the cheeky sneak. I asked him to leave but he’s still hell-bent on staying, proclaiming he’s ......Read the rest...

...In 1917 the British and Commonwealth forces attacked In the Ypres Salient in the corner of Belgium they hacked Through the Third Battle of Ypres that had been raging away With the battlefield turn......Read the rest...

...Talk to the Dead When you talk to the dead, They give you advice, Buzz on your finger, lightly touch once or twice, I told Trish about dead Joan's Goldfish, In her fish pond swimming pool, ......Read the rest...

...Blockage dis-ease fix Red of blood of Crimson hue, Begone blockage don't want you, Breathe deeply on this one, Orange hue it grows again, Fills your world a subtle flame, Tell blockage to bug......Read the rest...

...Bugger off Shingles! Go away fleas! I don't need Itchy skin disease!......Read the rest...

...Pickles Graham heard the woosh, Amber liquid showered his moosch (face) Startled by the sudden shower, Aromatic pizzle power, An Mooga Wilson going crook, "What are you doing there Pi......Read the rest...

...Green @ Soylent So then the poor looked and saw, Some tory bastards thinking, Depression pills 4 all the dills, Yer sex life aint fair dinkum, Dumbing down of the savage clown, Lobotomy oh so f......Read the rest...

...NORMAN Norman was a character a funny man its true, He was a country copper, till the force said bugger off blue, He was there in Mungindi when two Squatters piddled on plants, Grabbed ont......Read the rest...

...San-Goanna Blue Morning Halliwell are you right? {rhymer halliwell is 85} or have your toes tucked up so tight, are you with us or cantered through, beyond the vale Saint Peters Zoo......Read the rest...