Broads Poems - Poems about Broads

... O, the perfumed scent of lilac and daffodil You'll never replace the stench of the repulsive local landfill All hail to New Joisey, the Garden State weeds, thorns and......Read the rest...

...aint our anniversary on the 29th. you best get me something this year. ! fat tuesday and Valintines Day. Three gift's mista! I need sumthang to brag to them unmarried broads about so they can ......Read the rest...

...(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue) [Intro] Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since Nixon got the shock When he crashed on Daley’s bloc If today Any shoc......Read the rest...

...The TS Restaurant was started by two old broads. They hammered drums outside using lightning rods. Come one and all! Get your Tarantula soup! It’ll make your innards happy, it’ll make you poop! ......Read the rest...

...I stroll into the bar one night, pausing at the door I smooth these luscious locks back, start to strut my stuff I see all the ladies looking at me, clearly wanting more I’m pretty dam......Read the rest...

...They talked about their great grandbaby as if she was a movie star. I was sick of smiling at her pictures, and I could not walk very far. They would chase me down the sidewalk to see her latest vid......Read the rest...

...We went on the Norfolk Broads In September of 2019 Before we'd ever heard of Covid With the globe as it's scene. It was the first time I'd seen a kingfisher! It sparkled like a gem! It zippe......Read the rest...

...If any of you ladies happen to read this...PLEASE...no hate mail -- I'm pretty sure I didn't write it!! Several thousand years ago, when people lived in caves, And men would hunt for food all d......Read the rest...

...A week before my senior year at Honeysuckle High School, with me our starting quarterback - who’d never failed a test - The friend of mine who - ever since I’d barely passed the first one -- to keep......Read the rest...

...“It’s not a - ‘SAFETY’ deposit box...it’s a - ‘SAFE’ deposit box,” I snarled! “And it isn’t - water ‘UNDER THE BRIDGE’...it’s - water ‘OVER THE DAM’! And - ‘I COULDcare less’ is backwards, dude.......Read the rest...

...I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am From the mystical world of the Astrology I'm generous, strong and warmhearted That's if you believe in symbology Not making this up, check it out Masculine......Read the rest...

...Booze—Broads—The Bible, which poison will you claim The one that numbs, the one that thrills —the one your soul to shame ‘Captain Tony’s, Key West: June, 1971’......Read the rest...

...WOMEN AGAINST MEAN WOMAN IS AN NON FOR PROFEIT ORGANIZATION THAT CHAMPIONS WEAKER MENS AND WEAKER WOMEN CAUSES AGAINST MEAN BROADS SYNDROME THE SLANG FOR THE ORGANIZATION IS BATTRE UNE CHIEN......Read the rest...

...Arhinio the Highland Hussy, is a story about a tribe of woman who were exiled from the Tribe of Tithious in the land of Srimadd, in the land of Edenusfarr. They worshiped the Evil Goddess Unsharer......Read the rest...

...She know's she can't afford this life I guess someone will stand amused. beyond the contracts, the fortune and fame it's kinda hard to get people hip to the game, little like listening, and a wh......Read the rest...