Broads Poems - Poems about Broads

Leo The Lion

...
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology

Not making this up, check it out
Masculine, ...

Different

...Heavily, I lay down my head.
You said this time would be different.
As blue as the evening sky, this is true.
Each bruise is in a different place.

My face faces southward to the lowest degree,
...

Daffodils and Landfills

...
   O, the perfumed scent
     of lilac and daffodil
   You'll never replace the stench
     of the repulsive local landfill

   All hail to New Joisey, the Garden State
     weeds, thorns and...

Mrs Truttlestone

...aint our anniversary on the 29th.
you best get me something this year.
!
fat tuesday and Valintines Day.
Three gift's mista!
I need sumthang to brag to them
unmarried broads about
so they can ...

Anything Goes -- 2020 Election Version

...(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue)
 
[Intro]

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since Nixon got the shock 
When he crashed on Daley’s bloc
If today
Any shoc...

Tarantula Soup

...The TS Restaurant was started by two old broads.
They hammered drums outside using lightning rods.
Come one and all! Get your Tarantula soup!
It’ll make your innards happy, it’ll make you poop!

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Mr Slick and the Ladies

...I stroll into the bar one night, pausing at the door
I smooth these luscious locks back, start to strut my stuff
I see all the ladies looking at me, clearly wanting more
I’m pretty dam...

Running From Two Proud Old Broads

...They talked about their great grandbaby as if she was a movie star.
I was sick of smiling at her pictures, and I could not walk very far.
They would chase me down the sidewalk to see her latest vid...

My Favourite Vacation In Rhyme

...We went on the Norfolk Broads
In September of 2019
Before we'd ever heard of Covid
With the globe as it's scene.

It was the first time I'd seen a kingfisher! 
It sparkled like a gem!
It zippe...

Leo the Lion

...I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of the Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology

Not making this up, check it out
Masculine...

Pick Your Poison

...Booze—Broads—The Bible,
  which poison will you claim

The one that numbs, the one that thrills
   —the one your soul to shame

‘Captain Tony’s, Key West: June, 1971’...

Adventures of the Cuddledog Dolls

...WOMEN AGAINST
MEAN WOMAN
IS AN NON FOR PROFEIT 
ORGANIZATION
THAT CHAMPIONS WEAKER MENS
AND WEAKER WOMEN CAUSES
AGAINST MEAN BROADS SYNDROME
THE SLANG FOR THE ORGANIZATION
IS BATTRE UNE CHIEN...

I Know You Know Better

...Arhinio the Highland Hussy, is a story about a tribe of woman who were
exiled from the Tribe of Tithious in the land of Srimadd, in the land of 
Edenusfarr. They worshiped the Evil Goddess Unsharer...

Hear Some Music

...She know's she can't afford this life
I guess someone will
stand amused.
beyond the contracts, the fortune and fame
it's kinda hard to get people hip
to the game, little like listening, and a wh...

Few Lines On Love

...Love is an ocean never-ending
Drink from it 
You will be delirious
When the fever of love engulfs
You will be frenzied                               
Coherently incoherent
At times
Love is an ...

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