Short Broads Poems
Short Broads Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Broads by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Broads by length and keyword.
The Old Broad Way
They say the neon lights are bright
hate the day but love the night
Dancers flame
Fans acclaim
The show goes on —old broads take flight....
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Categories:
broads, new york,
Form:
Limerick
Pick Your Poison
Booze—Broads—The Bible,
which poison will you claim
The one that numbs, the one that thrills
—the one your soul to shame
‘Captain Tony’s, Key West: June, 1971’...
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Categories:
broads, motivation,
Form:
Rhyme
Pioneer Woman
Tough broads with long skirts moving out west,
circling wagons never getting any rest,
now I'm on tv,
wrangling up recipes,
plus sell house wares that are simply the best!
12-11-16...
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Categories:
broads, business, humor,
Form:
Limerick
For the Wholesome Broads
a lot of so called ladies say us men have dirty minds. maybe these ladies have dirtier minds because they're alway's obsessing about how men do. maybe these so called ladies minds aren't dirty enough! (no, i'm not totally anti feminist). I've met so called good girls with bad hearts and I've met bad girls with good hearts....
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Categories:
broads, beautiful,
Form:
Limerick
Tarantula Soup
The TS Restaurant was started by two old broads.
They hammered drums outside using lightning rods.
Come one and all! Get your Tarantula soup!
It’ll make your innards happy, it’ll make you poop!
The mayor was upset, he said “it’s not dignified!”
Until his tummy got knotted, and his feces stayed inside.
Now he is outside yelling “Come get your Tarantula soup!”
It has made him more pleasant, now that he can poop....
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Categories:
broads, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
People Watching
The color fades from black to gray
but while i sit the needled play.
The junkies, human monkeys, in mass array
seek their new ways to get off today.
Some head to the mall to praise their corporate gods.
While others seek seek sex with any living broads.
The rest are all wrecks that need to be used.
The weak seek the strong, a need to be abused.
The filth parade of human waste
all have a drug and they need the taste....
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Categories:
broads, satire
Form:
Rhyme
Adventures of the Cuddledog Dolls
WOMEN AGAINST
MEAN WOMAN
IS AN NON FOR PROFEIT
ORGANIZATION
THAT CHAMPIONS WEAKER MENS
AND WEAKER WOMEN CAUSES
AGAINST MEAN BROADS SYNDROME
THE SLANG FOR THE ORGANIZATION
IS BATTRE UNE CHIENNE
OR CUDDLE DOG SYNDRME
THE ORGANIZATION WAS FORMED
IN HARLEAM NEW YORK
IN 1932 BY AN UNKNOWN SOURCE
FUNDED BY SUPER HERO'S
FROM
BLACK HORNET
TO GREEN LANTERN,
THEY SAY EVEN
BEX THE DRECKLER
SUPPORTED THEM
GAL'S FRESS FROM BATTE UNE CHIENNE!...
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Categories:
broads, adventure, bullying, culture, for her, for him,
Form:
Ballad