Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

Tarantula Soup

The TS Restaurant was started by two old broads.
They hammered drums outside using lightning rods.
Come one and all! Get your Tarantula soup!
It’ll make your innards happy, it’ll make you poop!

The mayor was upset, he said “it’s not dignified!”
Until his tummy got knotted, and his feces stayed inside.
Now he is outside yelling “Come get your Tarantula soup!”
It has made him more pleasant, now that he can poop.

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Gershon Wolf December 3, 2022 at 9:50 PM Well, there's a seat for every scorpion, and a scorpion for every seat --- or s/t like that. lol.

L Milton Hankins December 2, 2022 at 7:42 PM I don't know its ingredients, but I do know that it's nice that it makes one poop. Perhaps it has some Citracil in it. That'll do it. Caren Krutsinger December 3, 2022 at 6:54 PM Perhaps it does!

Jenna Logan December 2, 2022 at 3:06 PM Your thoughts are too funny, Caren. Caren Krutsinger December 3, 2022 at 6:54 PM People say this Jenna. All the time.