Daffodils and Landfills

O, the perfumed scent of lilac and daffodil You'll never replace the stench of the repulsive local landfill All hail to New Joisey, the Garden State weeds, thorns and thistles your visit await Yes, hail to Joisey, where the goils braid the hair in their nose with acid rain from polluted air Forget your long-stemmed roses and fancy poses Gimme the stubby ‘toeses’ of Kardashians Broads who look swell ‘til they open their yaps Shut-up, honey. Unfasten your brassiere snaps… All hail to New Joisey, the home of the oil slick See the pretty colors stream o'er her highways Yes, hail to Joisey, where the landscape's pure scum Drink a toast to the reek of her rot ~ cheap Ripple and rum