Break Wind Poems - Poems about Break Wind

... His smelled of semi-soft cheese with a low moldy blue undertone I had no tolerance for his smell for compared to gym socks, ammonia, or barnyards, it was pure Eau de Toilet ! Aft......

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...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist 1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945 He started working as a baker And ended up being the same But for nearly thirty years he Enjoyed international fame. Using his natural talent For......

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...I knew a young man from Crewe Who's favorite meal was a stew Though he became chagrined As he'd often break wind And sometimes would follow through. His wife cried you are obscene And the noi......

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...Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. If I break wind, you run to me, body rapt and heeding, every hair translating a smudged paragraph into volumes of memory. ......

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...A chocolate brownie pop tart Is the fastest weigh to her heart But as her best friend You know she'll break wind That will rocket right off the chart!......

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...How shall I begin, we say we're not a couple, but we had been living together since I don't know when. Why I can tell you how the day will go by the way she breaks wind. Now I'll say good mor......

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...‘Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. What I wear and you gather into you, become a language neither of us know, but comprehend in mouse-tracks of deduction. You......

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...Variations on the Malay Pantun : The Old Man and the Short Story - X -XII - Continued for Georges VOISSET, the "Master Keeper-Nurturer" of the Malay Pantun (The pantun line varies betw......

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...Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison (A one ring circus) The Flying Flatulences Watch if you dare They like to break wind While they fly through the air No effort at all As they flutter wit......

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...He has talent first seen as delinquency That has given him fame, perhaps infamy When he’s mad or chagrined He’s inclined to break wind With a sound like a Beethoven symphony......

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...Now the razamataz is over Looks like Trump is next in line. If he does what he is proclaiming Everything will be just fine If like his name* He is full of hot air like a deflating balloon The......

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...(1) The Catch Her little face fell: Gentle hands caught it And restored it To its proper place With a kiss upon Each chubby cheek (2) An Observation On Good Manners I......

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...There once was a poet named Charlie, Who loved to break wind with his Harley; His fans almost choked, On the words that he wrote, Cause the smell of his pr......

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...What in H*ll is that smell Is it coming from your tail It is worst than a skunk cought in a trunk It's not cool to break wind in school If you do don't claim it It is not a prize that you wil......

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...Pardon me sir, but did you not just break wind? Pardon me sir, but don't you feel a bit chagrined? Pardon me sir, but I deem your faux pas mighty gross! Pardon me sir, but you've left me feeling a b......

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