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Break Wind Poems - Poems about Break Wind
Break Wind Poems - Examples of all types of poems about break wind to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Le Petomane
...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist 1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945 He started working as a baker And ended up being the same But for nearly thirty years he Enjoyed international fame. Using his natural talent For......
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Terry Ireland
Categories:
break wind,
humor, surreal, tribute, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
In the Poop
...I knew a young man from Crewe Who's favorite meal was a stew Though he became chagrined As he'd often break wind And sometimes would follow through. His wife cried you are obscene And the noi......
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John Read
Categories:
break wind,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Canine Eloquence
...Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. If I break wind, you run to me, body rapt and heeding, every hair translating a smudged paragraph into volumes of memory. ......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
break wind,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Herd It Before
...A chocolate brownie pop tart Is the fastest weigh to her heart But as her best friend You know she'll break wind That will rocket right off the chart!......
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Rico Leffanta
Categories:
break wind,
food,
Form:
Limerick
My Friend With Privileges
...How shall I begin, we say we're not a couple, but we had been living together since I don't know when. Why I can tell you how the day will go by the way she breaks wind. Now I'll say good mor......
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Robert Kinard
Categories:
break wind,
cute love, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Dog Talk
...‘Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. What I wear and you gather into you, become a language neither of us know, but comprehend in mouse-tracks of deduction. You......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
break wind,
poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Variations On the Malay Pantun: the Old Man and the Short Story -X-Xii
...Variations on the Malay Pantun : The Old Man and the Short Story - X -XII - Continued for Georges VOISSET, the "Master Keeper-Nurturer" of the Malay Pantun (The pantun line varies betw......
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T Wignesan
Categories:
break wind,
age, humor, literature, satire,
Form:
Pantoum
The Flying Flatulences
...Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison (A one ring circus) The Flying Flatulences Watch if you dare They like to break wind While they fly through the air No effort at all As they flutter wit......
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Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
break wind,
humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
An Ill Wind
...He has talent first seen as delinquency That has given him fame, perhaps infamy When he’s mad or chagrined He’s inclined to break wind With a sound like a Beethoven symphony......
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Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
break wind,
humorous,
Form:
Limerick
After the Election
...Now the razamataz is over Looks like Trump is next in line. If he does what he is proclaiming Everything will be just fine If like his name* He is full of hot air like a deflating balloon The......
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Seren Roberts
Categories:
break wind,
america,
Form:
Rhyme
Shorts 1 -4
...(1) The Catch Her little face fell: Gentle hands caught it And restored it To its proper place With a kiss upon Each chubby cheek (2) An Observation On Good Manners I......
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Andy Morfett
Categories:
break wind,
humorous,
Form:
Couplet
The Legend of Charlie
...There once was a poet named Charlie, Who loved to break wind with his Harley; His fans almost choked, On the words that he wrote, Cause the smell of his pr......
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Charlie Smith
Categories:
break wind,
fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Tale of Gas
...What in H*ll is that smell Is it coming from your tail It is worst than a skunk cought in a trunk It's not cool to break wind in school If you do don't claim it It is not a prize that you wil......
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Patricia Bernard
Categories:
break wind,
giggle, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
A Social Faux Pas
...Pardon me sir, but did you not just break wind? Pardon me sir, but don't you feel a bit chagrined? Pardon me sir, but I deem your faux pas mighty gross! Pardon me sir, but you've left me feeling a b......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
break wind,
humorous, pollution,
Form:
Couplet
No Farting Allowed
...At work it was slack- not much to do, The boss was out on the prowl. We have to look busy no matter what His face was all of a scowl. I had the misfortune to pick up a paper A paper someone bought ......
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Categories:
break wind,
fantasy, funny, imagination, me,
Form:
Rhyme
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