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Break Wind Poems - Poems about Break Wind

Break Wind Poems - Examples of all types of poems about break wind to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for break wind.
Le Petomane
...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist 1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945 He started working as a baker And ended up being the same But for nearly thirty years he Enjoyed international fame. Using his natural talent For......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, humor, surreal, tribute, truth,
Form: Rhyme



In the Poop
...I knew a young man from Crewe Who's favorite meal was a stew Though he became chagrined As he'd often break wind And sometimes would follow through. His wife cried you are obscene And the noi......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Canine Eloquence
...Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. If I break wind, you run to me, body rapt and heeding, every hair translating a smudged paragraph into volumes of memory. ......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Herd It Before
...A chocolate brownie pop tart Is the fastest weigh to her heart But as her best friend You know she'll break wind That will rocket right off the chart!......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, food,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Friend With Privileges
...How shall I begin, we say we're not a couple, but we had been living together since I don't know when. Why I can tell you how the day will go by the way she breaks wind. Now I'll say good mor......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, cute love, fantasy, humor,
Form: Free verse



Dog Talk
...‘Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. What I wear and you gather into you, become a language neither of us know, but comprehend in mouse-tracks of deduction. You......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Variations On the Malay Pantun: the Old Man and the Short Story -X-Xii
...Variations on the Malay Pantun : The Old Man and the Short Story - X -XII - Continued for Georges VOISSET, the "Master Keeper-Nurturer" of the Malay Pantun (The pantun line varies betw......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, age, humor, literature, satire,
Form: Pantoum
Premium Member The Flying Flatulences
...Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison (A one ring circus) The Flying Flatulences Watch if you dare They like to break wind While they fly through the air No effort at all As they flutter wit......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
An Ill Wind
...He has talent first seen as delinquency That has given him fame, perhaps infamy When he’s mad or chagrined He’s inclined to break wind With a sound like a Beethoven symphony......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, humorous,
Form: Limerick
After the Election
...Now the razamataz is over Looks like Trump is next in line. If he does what he is proclaiming Everything will be just fine If like his name* He is full of hot air like a deflating balloon The......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, america,
Form: Rhyme
Shorts 1 -4
...(1) The Catch Her little face fell: Gentle hands caught it And restored it To its proper place With a kiss upon Each chubby cheek (2) An Observation On Good Manners I......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Legend of Charlie
...There once was a poet named Charlie, Who loved to break wind with his Harley; His fans almost choked, On the words that he wrote, Cause the smell of his pr......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Tale of Gas
...What in H*ll is that smell Is it coming from your tail It is worst than a skunk cought in a trunk It's not cool to break wind in school If you do don't claim it It is not a prize that you wil......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, giggle, humor,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member A Social Faux Pas
...Pardon me sir, but did you not just break wind? Pardon me sir, but don't you feel a bit chagrined? Pardon me sir, but I deem your faux pas mighty gross! Pardon me sir, but you've left me feeling a b......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, humorous, pollution,
Form: Couplet
No Farting Allowed
...At work it was slack- not much to do, The boss was out on the prowl. We have to look busy no matter what His face was all of a scowl. I had the misfortune to pick up a paper A paper someone bought ......Read the rest...
Categories: break wind, fantasy, funny, imagination, me,
Form: Rhyme

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