Break Wind Poems - Poems about Break Wind

Older Men Are Beautiful

...Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Poetry Contest
Crystol Woods

Her man friend, grey, over the hill, and older
He's cheesy, conning, plain, and a freeloader
She's in her twenties and smart
H...

Sour Pickles From New Orleans

...

His  smelled of semi-soft cheese 
with a low moldy blue undertone 
I had no tolerance for his smell 
for compared to gym socks,
ammonia, 
or barnyards,  
it was pure Eau de Toilet ! 

Aft...

Le Petomane

...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist
1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945

He started working as a baker
And ended up being the same
But for nearly thirty years he 
Enjoyed international fame.
Using his natural talent
For...

In the Poop

...I knew a young man from Crewe
Who's favorite meal was a stew
Though he became chagrined
As he'd often break wind
And sometimes would follow through.

His wife cried you are obscene
And the noi...

A Canine Eloquence

...Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years
of understanding between us.

If I break wind, you run to me,
body rapt and heeding,
every hair translating
a smudged paragraph into
volumes of memory.

...

Herd It Before

...A chocolate brownie pop tart
Is the fastest weigh to her heart
But as her best friend
You know she'll break wind
That will rocket right off the chart!...

My Friend With Privileges

...How shall I begin,
we say we're not a couple,
but we had been living together 
since I don't know when.
Why I can tell you how the day will go 
by the way she breaks wind.
Now I'll say good mor...

Dog Talk

...‘Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years 
of understanding between us.
What I wear and you gather into you,
become a language neither of us know,
but comprehend in mouse-tracks of deduction.
 
You...

Variations On the Malay Pantun: the Old Man and the Short Story -X-Xii

...Variations on the Malay Pantun : The Old Man and the Short Story - X -XII - Continued

  for Georges VOISSET, the "Master Keeper-Nurturer" of the Malay Pantun

(The pantun line varies betw...

The Flying Flatulences

...Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison
(A one ring circus)

The Flying Flatulences   
Watch if you dare
They like to break wind
While they fly through the air 
No effort at all
As they flutter wit...

An Ill Wind

...He has talent first seen as delinquency
That has given him fame, perhaps infamy
When he’s mad or chagrined
He’s inclined to break wind 
With a sound like a Beethoven symphony...

After the Election

...Now the razamataz is over
Looks like Trump is next in line.
If he does what he is proclaiming
Everything will be just fine

If like his name*
He is full of hot air like a deflating balloon
The...

Shorts 1 -4

...(1) The Catch

Her little face fell:
Gentle hands caught it
And restored it 
To its proper place
With a kiss upon
Each chubby cheek



(2) An Observation On Good Manners

I...

The Legend of Charlie

...There once was a poet named Charlie,
          Who loved to break wind with his Harley;
          His fans almost choked,
          On the words that he wrote,
          Cause the smell of his pr...

A Tale of Gas

...What in H*ll is that smell
Is it coming from your tail
It is worst than a skunk
 cought in a trunk
It's not cool to break wind in school
If you do  don't claim it
It is not a prize that you wil...

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