Short Break Wind Poems
Short Break Wind Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Break Wind by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Break Wind by length and keyword.
A chocolate brownie pop tart
Is the fastest weigh to her heart
But as her best friend
You know she'll break wind
That will rocket right off the chart!
Categories:
break wind, food,
Form:
Limerick
He has talent first seen as delinquency
That has given him fame, perhaps infamy
When he’s mad or chagrined
He’s inclined to break wind
With a sound like a Beethoven symphony
Categories:
break wind, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a poet named Charlie,
Who loved to break wind with his Harley;
His fans almost choked,
On the words that he wrote,
Cause the smell of his prose, it was gnarly.
Categories:
break wind, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
What in H*ll is that smell
Is it coming from your tail
It is worst than a skunk
cought in a trunk
It's not cool to break wind in school
If you do don't claim it
It is not a prize that you will find
When everbody gives you a peice of their mine
Then they will want to kick your behind
Categories:
break wind, giggle, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
Rapping music is a crack
In my behind where the wind blows
Country is all I know
Rock makes me want to hit my toes
Easylisten is where my mind lets loose
Rap makes me break wind like a goose
Music is for the soul to relax
After rap my body is like a shaking shack
By Curtis Ray Murray
Categories:
break wind, mystery, social, song-me,
Form:
ABC
Pardon me sir, but did you not just break wind?
Pardon me sir, but don't you feel a bit chagrined?
Pardon me sir, but I deem your faux pas mighty gross!
Pardon me sir, but you've left me feeling a bit morose!
Pardon me sir, but on this bus we don't enjoy your sop!
Pardon me sir, may I suggest you de-bus at the next stop!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Entry for Poetess Darkly's "Pardon Me, Did You Just..." Contest
Categories:
break wind, humorous, pollution,
Form:
Couplet
Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison
(A one ring circus)
The Flying Flatulences
Watch if you dare
They like to break wind
While they fly through the air
No effort at all
As they flutter with ease
Letting lose, then clinging
As if on trapeze
I might say you lie
If you've not seen them yet
And their brilliant finale
Above the porcelain net
They must be the greatest
I'm sure you must think
But to tell you the truth
Their act really stinks
Categories:
break wind, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse