Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Couplet

A Social Faux Pas

Pardon me sir, but did you not just break wind?
Pardon me sir, but don't you feel a bit chagrined?

Pardon me sir, but I deem your faux pas mighty gross!
Pardon me sir, but you've left me feeling a bit morose!

Pardon me sir, but on this bus we don't enjoy your sop!
Pardon me sir, may I suggest you de-bus at the next stop!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Entry for Poetess Darkly's "Pardon Me, Did You Just..." Contest

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Barbara Gorelick November 16, 2013 at 9:48 AM He He...Now your going to make the poor man get off? You are so funny Mr Bob. And congrats on your latest win..BTW. Im so late in getting to my PS duties. BG

Dr.Ram Mehta November 16, 2013 at 9:01 AM What a humour. I always enjoy your humourous pieces, Bob