A Social Faux Pas

Pardon me sir, but did you not just break wind? Pardon me sir, but don't you feel a bit chagrined? Pardon me sir, but I deem your faux pas mighty gross! Pardon me sir, but you've left me feeling a bit morose! Pardon me sir, but on this bus we don't enjoy your sop! Pardon me sir, may I suggest you de-bus at the next stop! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved Entry for Poetess Darkly's "Pardon Me, Did You Just..." Contest