Long Break wind Poems
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My Friend With Privileges
How shall I begin,
we say we're not a couple,
but we had been living together
since I don't know when.
Why I can tell you how the day will go
by the way she breaks wind.
Now I'll...
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Categories:
break wind, cute love, fantasy, humor, life, meaningful,
Form:
Free verse
No Farting Allowed
At work it was slack- not much to do,
The boss was out on the prowl.
We have to look busy no matter what
His face was all of a scowl.
I had the misfortune to pick up...
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Categories:
break wind, fantasy, funny, imagination, me, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Variations On the Malay Pantun: the Old Man and the Short Story -X-Xii
Variations on the Malay Pantun : The Old Man and the Short Story - X -XII - Continued
for Georges VOISSET, the "Master Keeper-Nurturer" of the Malay Pantun
(The pantun line varies between 8 and...
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Categories:
break wind, age, humor, literature, satire, sensual, writing,
Form:
Pantoum
Dog Talk
‘Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years
of understanding between us.
What I wear and you gather into you,
become a language neither of us know,
but comprehend in mouse-tracks of deduction.
You read grease and engine oil,...
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Categories:
break wind, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Le Petomane
Joseph Pujol, Flatulist
1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945
He started working as a baker
And ended up being the same
But for nearly thirty years he
Enjoyed international fame.
Using his natural talent
For quite a long while
He entertained the elite
In his...
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Categories:
break wind, humor, surreal, tribute, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Shorts 1 -4
(1) The Catch
Her little face fell:
Gentle hands caught it
And restored it
To its proper place
With a kiss upon
Each chubby cheek
(2) An Observation On Good Manners
It is not considered acceptable
To break wind
In polite society
Therefore
I don't...
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Categories:
break wind, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Lady De Leisure
There once lived a woman called Lady-de Leisure, who turned not to men, but food for
pleasure.
She ate everything spicy and sticky and sweet, the poor lady could not even see her poor
feet. From...
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Categories:
break wind, death, food, funny, peoplefood,
Form:
Limerick
Older Men Are Beautiful
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Poetry Contest
Crystol Woods
Her man friend, grey, over the hill, and older
He's cheesy, conning, plain, and a freeloader
She's in her twenties and smart
Her friends ask why this old...
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Categories:
break wind, beauty, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
After the Election
Now the razamataz is over
Looks like Trump is next in line.
If he does what he is proclaiming
Everything will be just fine
If like his name*
He is full of hot air like a deflating balloon
Then “God Bless...
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Categories:
break wind, america,
Form:
Rhyme
In the Poop
I knew a young man from Crewe
Who's favorite meal was a stew
Though he became chagrined
As he'd often break wind
And sometimes would follow through.
His wife cried you are obscene
And the noise is causing a scene
For after...
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Categories:
break wind, humor,
Form:
Limerick
"god's Trinity On Limerick"
A Precept Limerick
Precept versus concepts in one’s writing,
Alone, concepts remain__ problems fighting!
Thus these are the two levels,
Concepts have not love’s bevel.
Precept is above the problems gliding.
Thus Love’s precept of one’s...
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Categories:
break wind, funny, love
Form:
Limerick
Sour Pickles From New Orleans
His smelled of semi-soft cheese
with a low moldy blue undertone
I had no tolerance for his smell
for compared to gym socks,
ammonia,
or barnyards,
it was pure Eau de Toilet !
After...
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Categories:
break wind, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
A Canine Eloquence
Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years
of understanding between us.
If I break wind, you run to me,
body rapt and heeding,
every hair translating
a smudged paragraph into
volumes of memory.
Rubbernecking my attention
with a fixed gaze,
you are staring at...
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Categories:
break wind, poetry,
Form:
Free verse