The Flying Flatulences

Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison
(A one ring circus)

The Flying Flatulences   
Watch if you dare
They like to break wind
While they fly through the air 
No effort at all
As they flutter with ease
Letting lose, then clinging
As if on trapeze 
I might say you lie 
If you've not seen them yet
And their brilliant finale 
Above the porcelain net
They must be the greatest
I'm sure you must think
But to tell you the truth
Their act really stinks
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gulley Avatar
September 29, 2020 at 6:18 PM
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,. You are plum crazy my friend and I love it! Made me laugh so hard.
Hinshaw Avatar
August 17, 2018 at 8:32 AM
Jerry, I almost choked on me cuppa this morning after I read this very witty and hilarious write! I love humor in poetry and this was a great one. Many thx for your kind comment re The Haunted House. Best to you as you continue your poetical journey - Bob
Laurie Avatar
July 30, 2018 at 2:44 AM
Humour at its best Jerry - thanks for the giggler - Lindsay
Turner Avatar
July 21, 2018 at 11:54 AM
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it. Funny stuff, Jerry:)
Smith Avatar
July 19, 2018 at 12:18 PM
I once knew a man who proclaimed to be able to fart the Old Rugged Cross, first verse only, mind you. Can't beat poop humor...
Man Avatar
July 19, 2018 at 10:09 AM
I knew this was going to be good when I read the title.. you didn't disappoint!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 18, 2018 at 9:59 PM
LOL! You be making Jan proud I am sure! Fantastic delight to read ;)
Blown Avatar
July 18, 2018 at 7:32 PM
do you do parties : ) lol
Andresen Avatar
July 18, 2018 at 3:03 PM
- I'm sure you're right :))) .... I have to read Jan's poem - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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