Brain Dead Poems | Examples


Brain Dead Airhead Co-Ed

So, stranded on Framingham Turnpike,
I walked from the corpse of my Vette
(Unsure just what gasoline burns like),
as far as my high heels could get.

The tow trucker guy got my blood up,
his big chest all covered in hair.
He wordlessly lifted the hood up,
and studied the engine with care.

I’d let the poor pistons get wet, or
my battery somehow went flat?
He said, “Crap in the damn carburetor.”
“How often, dude, must I do that?”

Brain Dead

Shot broke
She's gone 

Now I see
Can't keep 

In head
Now dead

In jail 
No bail

Oh dang!
Will hang 

Then go 
Below

To hell
Cartel

Jail break
Gang make

Ride horse
With force

Fell off
Self scoff
 
Snake bit
Swift hit

Now lie
And die

Can't change
Gang bang

To late
Sealed fate

Now at
Hells gate.

Can't wait 
Time waste

Capture pain
Life drained


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Keeper of the guard
 elite renaissance he partakes 
he understands that in his way
~
Channeling shards
Broken braincells
And around my body onto the ground
~
Spiritual binds on fruitful lies
The bodies demise
Brain dead
The body dies
Has the spirit rise

9/5/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021

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There was a place that is no longer
It was somewhere between Spain and Tonga
People there only lived to dance
Until they all fell into a trance
Because they had forgotten how to conga

Premium Member Brain-Dead Blogger - Tb

Gave lots of grog
to his dog. Now
he’ll blog on it!

Nov. 29, 2020 
for the Than-Bauk Me Poetry Contest of charles messina


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Brain's gone dead, what's happened to me
Could always rhyme even climbing in a tree
Age is a factor
Brain's been fractured
Can't even rhyme with poop or pee

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Brain's gone dead, what's happened to me
Could always rhyme even climbing in a tree
Age is a factor
Brain's been fractured
Can't even rhyme with poop or pee

Brain-Dead

reading more between the words, my fractured
dream, identified by its teeth, begins to bite
in pursuit of an unknown fear, the river
          becoming red, a paranoid delirium
          sets out a scream under the praised
          beheading of a jolted lover in the name

of a betrayal, a son goes to court arrest
for mother, in earth hour of unseen grief,
voiceless, vendetta between the pacemakers
           of sick hearts, the horrible incest, nicked
           and kept in a glass jar to be witnessed by
           waxed faces of dying men rinsing the

heart with blood of fallen heroes; the honeymoon 
of unborn centuries waiting in vain



SATISH VERMA

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He had earned a black belt in tae kwon do

   Breaking slabs of concrete with his big toe

      And butting planks with his head

         Had left him nearly brain dead

            Glazed eyes resulted from many a blow

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 7 in Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" Contest - October 2010

Brain-Dead

reading more between the words, my fractured
dream, identified by its teeth, begins to bite
in pursuit of an unknown fear, the river
          becoming red, a paranoid delirium
          sets out a scream under the praised
          beheading of a jolted lover in the name

of a betrayal, a son goes to court arrest
for mother, in earth hour of unseen grief,
voiceless, vendetta between the pacemakers
           of sick hearts, the horrible incest, nicked
           and kept in a glass jar to be witnessed by
           waxed faces of dying men rinsing the

heart with blood of fallen heroes; the honeymoon 
of unborn centuries waiting in vain



SATISH VERMA

Premium Member Brain-Dead

Numb to surroundings.
Paralyzing twilight,
dreadful nights;
Dreamless…

Thoughts in my head,
colliding endlessly;
rampant thoughts.
Wanting soundness and
a chance to dream.

Brain-dead I wander
aimless and forlorn.
Trying to recover 
before daylight;
Dreamless…
 
Lying between sleep
and awareness.
Forgetting the time 
as it slips through cracks
of gray matter.
Drenched with deliberations
of dreams passed.

Brain-dead and blind
to a night of visions;
possible fantasies
awaiting somewhere
in the cryptic night.
Nevertheless;
Dreamless…
  
Copyright © 2007 By Caryl S. Muzzey

Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer

Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer'
Had a very shiny ****,
Red from profuse bleeding hemorrhoids,
Santa figured he'd better put him last,
All of the other raindeers,
Used to laugh about his red tush,
Near Santa's North Pole workshop,
Could be found many a reddish bush,
So on this first Christmas eve,
With Rudolph at the rear,
Santa took off to the sky,
Red droplets flying backwards fast,
Often clogged poor Santa's eye,
Before he got to his first house,
His white suit had turned quite red,
Something told him it was more appropriate,
Went better with his sled,
From that point on, Santa's suit was red,
And remains so to today.....But now I've told
This secret old, and dearly did I pay,
Cause Santa does not stop at my roof,
Or bring us gifts of joy,
Cause I've got a BIG MOUTH!
And Santa I did annoy!

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