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Bowel Movement Poems - Poems about Bowel Movement

Bowel Movement Poems - Examples of all types of poems about bowel movement to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for bowel movement.
Detailing delicate defecation debacle
...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, 12th grade, adventure, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite
...Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite... induces idyllic reverie delight evoking similar surge, when skirting, and eluding fidelity defining the marital law on par with courting in flagrante deli......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, absence, adventure, angel, april,
Form: Rhyme
Who is was Jamie Ashworth
...Who is/was Jamie Ashworth? Written roundabout October 31st 2017, yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue Jimmy Neutron Spongebob SquarePants exists about real or imagined gal in question, and pres......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, adventure, america, angel, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Detailing Delicate Defecation Debacle
...otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet turned toward hot temperatu......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl
...Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air griev......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, 12th grade, adventure, grief,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Stool Matters--
...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, adventure, analogy, anxiety, engagement,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, angst, anxiety, body, destiny,
Form: Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 2
...Upon swallowing first or second named laxative or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack, within 8+ ounces of water, not aesthetically pleasing major drawback foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Idea of You
...A deep brown collar, lurking from underneath the green plaid coat. A smirk on your face, as you turned the page of your favorite book. “To define is to limit”, I feel my maroon muffler tighten ......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, crush, dark, dream, longing,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member That's a Promise -- Not a Threat
...Most of you, I don’t suppose, devote a lot of time to wond’ring ‘bout your death, but, now and then, I begin imagining some pretty strange scenarios. Of course I’m going to die, but - how and whe......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, car, funny, humor,
Form: Narrative
Spouse Sets Obstacle Course Endangering My Life and Limb
...While sidestepping impediments, Achilles heel stricken with paralyzing zap chronically inducing captain klutz to bemoan and yap, i.e. (think) booby trap strategically laid down by the missus - ......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, abuse, autumn, humorous, husband,
Form: Rhyme
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy Metamucil
...Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil.. and found (me) zee papa pooped out **** eyes zing thee nightly dump for yesterday July 8th, 2020 - whereby plunger helped obstruction give w......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell,
Form: Free verse
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy
...100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled o......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, best friend, caregiving, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member America What's the Issue Why Ya Eatin All the Toilet Tissue--
...Every time I go to the store; I see those same bare walls; What's the issue; What's America doing eating toilet tissue; Shelves are still empty, no matter what time I go; ......Read the rest...
Categories: bowel movement, allusion, analogy, anxiety, confusion,
Form: Lyric

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