Botching Poems - Poems about Botching

If I exist

...
My stomach hurts
My ears are ringing
I belt, in bursts 
Obnoxious singing

I can’t say why
Or if it helps
I can’t just cry
And lose myself

My kids are watching
Many others too
My life,...

Obstreperous Vocal Chords

...I am lost, my eyes wide, and my heart quivering.
My legs are paralyzed, and I have no memory.
I stroll silently, my consciousness wandering.
I am alone inside an unexplored territory.
...

Antichristic Bound

...ANTICHRISTIC BOUND:

So many questions spilled, 
Because of how this place feels.
Seemly blame who for such beal,
And what's the rationale for thus built?
It's spiritually a proposed deal,
So ...

Sing For Me

...Sing me here an old-timey hymn
Like “Amazing Grace” or “Jesus Saves,”
Sing it lustily before my bier,
Nothing overly sad, morose, or grim
My funereal may elicit some raves
But I pref...

Frankly My Dear, We Have a Lot To Fear

...Northerners are heading south 
Blue and Orange in an east coast bout 
Right now individuals who are sweet and peach 
Relaxing sunning on a Tampa Bay beach 
Not showing power 
To those folks on a...

The Endless Fight

...The Endless Fight

My sis and I, we made a vow,
to lose all of our weight somehow.
Long months we tried; sometimes we’d cheat.
Jogging! Oh the agony of da feet!

 A one-week cruise; sister nos...

Weighting and Watching

...I had my blood drawn to find out.
If there were issues with some doubt.
My doctor said it's time to move.
Get off your ass, get in the groove.

Cut down on sweets, glucose is high.
I know it's ...

Mis Chakras No Tus Chakras

...Mis Chakras No Tus Chakras

It’s too early in the morning to have my patience challenged.
Woosah _ kumbaya _ got to get my chakras in balance.
Hold back my tongue _ use small words _ set breath a...

The Sundial

...Sundial
My passion is the silent weather vane
The gambrel brought such sorrow
Much I marveled this roughcast cairn
Eagerly I looked for the lintel

I have dreamed of the clocks
Eag...

In the Silence

...IN THE SILENCE 

There is a longing in my being,
Someone nudging, also speaking, in the silence.

For ears truly listening, eyes that are watching, 
beyond the acceptance of an unnatural botchi...

Wh's Dolt To Bolt

...once the dolt's brain bolts, chaotic codes find no way to fade
once the dolt's tongue bolts, the Pentagon owes him a parade
what sort actually matches his review? toads croaking in the shower shade...

Trump Will Be Botching

...Trump Will Be Botching
(Below this is what my wife wrote
and I am writing this poem about.)

What on TV we did end up watching
Were all the things Trump was botching;
Can you imagine what he pr...

Memorization

...In school, I had to memorize
A Kilmer poem called “Trees.”
I wasn’t crazy ‘bout it, but
I did the deed with ease.

My 6th grade brain had lots of cells
Absorbing all the stuff
I entered as I l...

Deaf, Unsightly Or Dumb

...Have never been deaf, unsightly or dumb
But where do my poems keep coming from?
As each page with pin I will sit and stare
And here comes another out of mid-air.

Never before were any ever pre-...

Dr Phil

...Dr. Phil, that talk show host
Likes to talk; likes to boast
What he just said gives me the chills
Not about his patient’s ills
But about the time he and a friend
Snipped his manhood – comprehend?!
He...

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