Dr Phil

Dr. Phil, that talk show host Likes to talk; likes to boast What he just said gives me the chills Not about his patient’s ills But about the time he and a friend Snipped his manhood – comprehend?! He’s wide awake and holding on When with the scissors it is gone With just a local he is watching Making sure his friend’s not botching Making sure each snip and slit Doesn’t mean the end of it I don’t know how he could go through it Cause if he’s screwed, he can’t unscrew it Brave or dumb – this Dr. Phil The thought of it just makes me ill If you’re in the market to fix your member Think of Phil and please remember Hands on help’s not necessary For every Tom and Dick and Harry Mdailey 12/6/11