Bonzo Poems - Poems about Bonzo

... It doesn’t seem possible I tell myself – eleven years already and going on twelve! I suppose I should have a party – a piece of prime beef lit with eleven candles. But he’d never get clo......Read the rest...

...If it wasn’t for my dog Bonzo people who pass me in the park would never greet me at all. It may as well be dark. I find this strange, and yet it’s flattering because though I’m denied a gree......Read the rest...

...He tore up all the tulips and trampled all the grapes He made a strong mint julep and spilled it on the drapes He cut down all the myrtles and made himself some crepes Went to the z......Read the rest...

...Baseball cards and hula hoops Baloney sandwich, Campbell’s soup Howdy Doody and Mickey Mouse Mamie and Ike in the White House American Bandstand, Rock 'n Roll Elvis the Pelvis, Nat Kin......Read the rest...

...The House Soup of the Day By me always holds sway Be it tomato or potato ~ Hold the 'tender chunks of crow' As for appetizers Make sure they're not from Pfizer And leave out the salad g......Read the rest...

... Goodbye, *****Erectus! Talking monkey with the rainforest tan Bent knuckles scarred ... low brow crouching, and arched eyes wondering — Looking at the bright yellow rock dusk paper mo......Read the rest...

... Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio ......Read the rest...

...We lived in our ancestral bungalow Three generations veneered each other Cousin Joy, the naughtiest had died young ......Read the rest...

..."Look, Grandma! I can see them! You were right! They do steal!" I jumped up and down in all excitement. Grandma grabbed the binoculars from me, pressing it as close as she possibly could to her round......Read the rest...

...My father once told me, “Bedtime for Bonzo” I break because I am the shattered mirror before you Can’t you see that I am not an angel of the dawn? My sorrowful soul needs happiness…not temporary m......Read the rest...

...Sitting in the outhouse, Gettin' high on turds; Thinking about my crappy life, Can't sum it up in words The kids ain't worth a quarter, They're meaner than the mob; All they do is eat and far......Read the rest...