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Bedtime For Bonzo

He tore up all the tulips and trampled all the grapes He made a strong mint julep and spilled it on the drapes He cut down all the myrtles and made himself some crepes Went to the zoo took off his shoes and flung them at the apes!

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Date: 10/20/2022 3:39:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh! Love it!
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Date: 10/20/2022 3:10:00 PM
HA! As I read, I thought... "It's the shoes" then got to the end and imagine my surprise :-)
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Becky Forbes
Date: 10/20/2022 4:33:00 PM
I wrote one about inhaling a gnat... then realized how silly it was and took it down!! heehee.. that definitely was a "don't waste your time"
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/20/2022 3:13:00 PM
We need a "Dont waste your time" category, lol, I have no idea why I wrote this...
Date: 10/20/2022 2:56:00 PM
How did Nancy survive it?
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Vickey Rhymer
Date: 10/21/2022 9:52:00 AM
Don't apologize Jeff,I would say it perfectly suited the times.Sometimes you just gotta roll with it.
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/20/2022 3:12:00 PM
Sorry I kinda lost the majestic muse there this afternoon, lol :-)

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