Bedtime For Bonzo

He tore up all the tulips
    and trampled all the grapes
He made a strong mint julep
    and spilled it on the drapes
He cut down all the myrtles
    and made himself some crepes
Went to the zoo
    took off his shoes
        and flung them at the apes!

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Date: 10/20/2022 3:39:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh! Love it!
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Date: 10/20/2022 3:10:00 PM
HA! As I read, I thought... "It's the shoes" then got to the end and imagine my surprise :-)
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Becky Forbes
Date: 10/20/2022 4:33:00 PM
I wrote one about inhaling a gnat... then realized how silly it was and took it down!! heehee.. that definitely was a "don't waste your time"
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/20/2022 3:13:00 PM
We need a "Dont waste your time" category, lol, I have no idea why I wrote this...
Date: 10/20/2022 2:56:00 PM
How did Nancy survive it?
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Vickey Rhymer
Date: 10/21/2022 9:52:00 AM
Don't apologize Jeff,I would say it perfectly suited the times.Sometimes you just gotta roll with it.
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/20/2022 3:12:00 PM
Sorry I kinda lost the majestic muse there this afternoon, lol :-)
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