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Bonkers Poems - Poems about Bonkers


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The world has gone bonkers these days All the negative news has an impact on our lives It's difficult to have a happy outlook When we greet each other with “high fives” There's always someone rocking the boat Expecting to be handed stuff on a silver platter That's not the way it works any more We all need to exhibit some signs...

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Categories: bonkers, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Conkers, Bonkers
Off us two went, beneath the trees, that crackled and snappled in Autumn’s crisp breeze, our wellies slish-sloshing through the pelting rain, plip-plopping, plip-plopping again and again. The thunder it rumbled, and the wind it blew but on and on, the adventurers, two, rustled through leaves till we came to a tree, and the treasure it threw - just for you, and for me. Dark red-brown shiners were there to...

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Categories: bonkers, autumn, childhood, earth, friend,
Form: Light Verse



Bonkers You Say
Bonkers you say Why yes indeed i think i am And i've got a certificate signed off personally by the Dean Of Straight Jacket University LaLa Land to prove it Top of my class A+ grade student Mad as a hatter Failed every test with honours So who better qualified than i to be elected President elect And preside over a parliament of tea...

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Categories: bonkers, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bonkers
beautiful blue ball it’s spin is the game we play~ we lost our marbles *** (bonker- large marble)...

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Categories: bonkers, crazy, earth, environment,
Form: Senryu
Bonkers
God staged a Mount Sodom assault On a wife whom once dared to halt* Her husband said, "Whew! What else could He do? I'm hungry, so please pass the salt!" * The hallmark of Western religions is God and Lot's "Devil-may-care" attitude toward a "nameless" wife's concern for the welfare of her daughters!...

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Categories: bonkers, bible, god, women, ,
Form: Limerick



What I'Ve Conquered Is Bonkers
I can't believe what I've conquered, it's bonkers, this rubbish silly mind of a plonker is to be published in time like Willy Wonka. I haven't been this high in oh so long, when I was toking smoke and hacking bong, and tapping info into Wonga in hope of a loan, and when accepted seeking chronic on my phone. Now I'm flying up...

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Categories: bonkers, destiny,
Form: Rhyme
Mankind Is Bonkers
How can mankind be so evil, milleniums of war killing people. We've enough intelligence to be aware, survival means we breed so we don't care. Is there ever meant to be peace on Earth, when life has been warring since the birth. Accelerating evolution, propelling our progress, yet with all these revolutions we fight no less. After reproducing our natural instinct is murder, it's...

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Categories: bonkers, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
Bonkers
I carry around a Phillips head To tighten up any loose screws An empty bag I keep in my hand To collect all the marbles I lose The elevator that I am riding in Doesn't stop at all the floors Happy with insanity Who out there could ask for more The toys that are in my attic When they come out to play Take my...

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Categories: bonkers, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bonkers
I'm afraid to comment on our extra warm winter Afraid I might break the spell This here's only between me and youse guys From the roof tops I wanna yell Hallelujah, gadzooks, feels like the tropics Went out without a coat yesterday Is this guy nuts? Has he gone totally bonkers? Sure feels like a spring day in May Dream on little fellow,...

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Categories: bonkers, snow,
Form: Quatrain

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