Bonkers Poems - Poems about Bonkers

...[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 4 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’] __________ A water cannon screeched around the corner on two wheels Four and twenty Terror Bugs were nipping at......Read the rest...

... I've written about chickens with big fat legs Told of eating my way through the fridge My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge I've heard of ......Read the rest...

... I once told a story about my Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue Well that was part one And this is part two Gormless Sue had a farm She lived in a cosy warm house But she made me sleep in an old......Read the rest...

...The elements that feed gave me special needs, I can’t write or read or do my abc’s, I can’t count to 3 but you had best believe, I receive the signals from your body, that’s my hobby, whe......Read the rest...

...Dotty doggy duo, daily derring-do, descending leaves decorating yard, Beau-black as coal, brown-eyed batty Gus, barking brazenly, bounding, both bonkers? a boisterous, "You betcha!" Kings of......Read the rest...

...BIGGY SMALLZ Born broke as bonkers yet he'll still bluff. Big dreams are what big minds are made of. Dead broke and couldn't picture this! In Queens, a little boy's journey from genesis: 'It ......Read the rest...

...I enjoy silly and playful Freeing my inner child With a dash of naughty and cheeky My inner child runs happily wild I enjoy the escape of laughter An escape and freedom from ones own mind Lau......Read the rest...

...I am a little bit of a trickster It has to be said A wee bit mischievous Somewhat bonkers in the head Friends came to stay the night So l played a cheeky joke Showed them to their room Expl......Read the rest...

...My mum was given a cat Who had apparently lived wild Told she had a few issues Supposedly mild … So this beautiful fluffy grey cat With eyes of emerald green Resided with my husband and l Ne......Read the rest...

...You are you I am me Thats how its supposed to be If l was you And you were me I’d be bonkers You’d be a loony!......Read the rest...

...~Fake Sonnets~ 8/13/2023 Sonnets are amazing writes. You can fool poets here there, though By making 14 lines appear as one to some who don’t know. ......Read the rest...

...The typewriter, each key its purpose met. The author’s score from mind to fingertips. Illumination of her breath and sweat. The musical is moving hearts and lips. She climbs into the dark place......Read the rest...

...The old church lay in ruins, left to languish in time. He was sitting on the grave talking to Sergeant R Johnston. Well, I suppose you want an update on the war. Let me see now, where do I begin. ......Read the rest...

...This world has gone bonkers! It’s struck down by woke You look at a girl and she says she’s a bloke And you dare not argue, you can’t disagree For you just found out that ‘she’ stands up to pee ......Read the rest...

...Sadly, she felt happy all of the time. Not a pinch of depression or anxiety or any doubt, nor questioning ever entered her life. She was just happy. Of course this pissed off the rest of us. ......Read the rest...