Bonked Poems - Poems about Bonked

...*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek *** Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal to pe......Read the rest...

...Raisin liked to make her bed upon a shelf up high She said she likes the feeling that she’s almost in the sky One day she fell and bonked her head and Rum could only stare And wondered why a cat w......Read the rest...

...whispers went all around the church Chet got sheep faced again last night and was found serenading another chick his wife bonked him on the head on her way out......Read the rest...

...Was going to look for my missing watch But just couldn't find the time Simply no telling where my mind is going This very strange mind of mine Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends I ......Read the rest...

...They went to the spar hotel and got it on. One time was enough to revive the old socialist. He was fully revived. This was similar but different than before. They bonked away one session and did othe......Read the rest...

...At the front row gain a flag off, as compared to them in the back. So the life underdogged, starting by the rulers. Zig zagging through a bulk of them, maneuvered without wings. I’m gonna......Read the rest...

...The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar The owners were out but they couldn’t be far She was so thirsty she needed a drink Did she wait outside... well what do you think She pushed on the ......Read the rest...

...Goblins grabbed me up in light of day I was so surprised I yelled out “hey!” Shut up one said. Bonked me on the head. So I bit him where the sun don’t stray. He dropped me swiftly and right aw......Read the rest...

...A wintry night Beam of scorching sunlight Eventually stifling inside through the curtain's strands Loafing over the escritoire and olden snaps (some years ago i spend the time snapping him) ......Read the rest...

...Her hubby was found with a bimbo He's naked, her legs were akimbo Can’t deny the fact He’s caught in the act His marriage now is in limbo Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice Sh......Read the rest...

...Small gauge large sound could be trivia profound Stations and shunters red lights for the punters Small member large auto mobile cars pars pro toto In silly banter we trust French letter......Read the rest...

...Jaro was a killer He bonked me on the head He laughed and laughed "You're dead, you're dead!" Is what the killer Jaro said. But I jumped up and kicked his crotch That knocked him down a knotc......Read the rest...

...Hubby was working, out of town, lately, so we went to pick him up. And we passed thru the town of Metropolis in our ancient pickup truck. Now don’t think Dragon didn’t notice, that this was the tow......Read the rest...

...A CHRISTMAS ARRAIGNMENT Late one December evening A sound woke me from my bed, I grabbed a baseball bat for safety And crept downstairs full of dread. I must admit I was not fit For foiling......Read the rest...

..."Pain is such a nuisance," it may have been said. However, don't you see? If Sir Isaac Newton had not have bonked his head, We would have never discovered gravity, And the same goes for memories.......Read the rest...