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New Menu at Milton Creek's Aces Restaurant

...*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek ***

Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests 
No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal
to pe...

Rum N Raisin 3 - the Cat Who Fell To Earth

...Raisin liked to make her bed upon a shelf up high
She said she likes the feeling that she’s almost in the sky
One day she fell and bonked her head and Rum could only stare
And wondered why a cat w...

Chet Got Sheep Faced Again

...whispers went all around the church
Chet got sheep faced again last night
and was found serenading another chick
his wife bonked him on the head on her way out...

The Punny Side of Life

...Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine

Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends
I ...

Joys Bloom

...They went to the spar hotel and got it on. One time was enough to revive the old socialist. He was fully revived. This was similar but different than before. They bonked away one session and did othe...

The Elite

...At the front row gain a flag off,
as compared to them in the back.

So the life underdogged,
starting by the rulers.

Zig zagging through a bulk of them,
maneuvered without wings.

I’m gonna...

Goldilocks and the Free Beers

...The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar
The owners were out but they couldn’t be far
She was so thirsty she needed a drink
Did she wait outside... well what do you think

She pushed on the ...

Not My Day

...Goblins grabbed me up in light of day
I was so surprised I yelled out “hey!”
Shut up one said.
Bonked me on the head.
So I bit him where the sun don’t stray.

He dropped me swiftly and right aw...

A Wintry Night

...A wintry night 

Beam of scorching sunlight 
Eventually stifling inside through the curtain's strands
Loafing over the escritoire and olden snaps 
(some years ago i spend the time snapping him)
...

Caught With His Pants Down - Bawdy

...Her hubby was found with a bimbo
He's naked, her legs were akimbo
Can’t deny the fact
He’s caught in the act
His marriage now is in limbo

Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice
Sh...

Raillery

...Small gauge large sound
could be trivia profound

Stations and shunters
red lights for the punters

Small member large auto
mobile cars pars pro toto

In silly banter we trust
French letter...

Kill a Man, Jaro

...Jaro was a killer
He bonked me on the head
He laughed and laughed
"You're dead, you're dead!"
Is what the killer Jaro said.

But I jumped up and kicked his crotch
That knocked him down a knotc...

Super Duper Guy and Dragon

...Hubby was working, out of town, lately, so we went to pick him up.
And we passed thru the town of Metropolis in our ancient pickup truck.
Now don’t think Dragon didn’t notice, that this was the tow...

A Christmas Arraignment

...A CHRISTMAS ARRAIGNMENT

Late one December evening
A sound woke me from my bed,
I grabbed a baseball bat for safety
And crept downstairs full of dread.

I must admit I was not fit
For foiling...

Pain of Memory

..."Pain is such a nuisance," it may have been said.
However, don't you see?
If Sir Isaac Newton had not have bonked his head,
We would have never discovered gravity,
And the same goes for memories....

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