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Caught With His Pants Down - Bawdy

Her hubby was found with a bimbo
He's naked, her legs were akimbo
Can’t deny the fact
He’s caught in the act
His marriage now is in limbo

Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice
She'd clamp his gonads in a vice!
He’s been playing away
Now there’s hell to play
No cheating would be my advice!

It’s time his wife showed him the door
He’s bonked other ladies before
So it’s not the first time
That he’s cheated, the swine
Unfaithfulness partners abhor!

3/7/19

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Jack Horne March 15, 2019 at 9:46 AM LOL, love your limericks - always a very welcome sight to see you've posted more Jan Allison March 15, 2019 at 6:27 PM My poems aren't to everyone's taste Jack but as you know i adore the limerick form and will never stop trying to make folk smile and let people know poetry doesn't have to be stuffy and intellectual it can be such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Panagiota Romios March 14, 2019 at 12:21 PM Hysterically well written poem Love, Panagiota Jan Allison March 14, 2019 at 12:31 PM thanks so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie March 12, 2019 at 1:02 AM G'day Jan … a very dangerous game to play. I'd say next employment will be as a eunuch - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison March 13, 2019 at 11:36 AM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi March 8, 2019 at 10:59 PM Cute...always cute. Jan Allison March 9, 2019 at 4:17 AM thanks sweet friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf March 8, 2019 at 12:45 PM Well-done limerick, Jan---although on this side of the ocean unfaithfulness is probably more common than monogamy! Here what people abhor is lying about it when caught, ala Bill Clinton. Something terribly wrong there, don't you think? (I.e., that the act itself is no problem, basically taken for granted)...Such are the 'wonderful' times we live in, 'morality-free. All's relative in today's world... :) gw' Jan Allison March 8, 2019 at 12:49 PM oh gosh what a sad statistic GW and it's difficult to believe the words that come out of any politician's mouth as Bill was caught with his pants down !hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger March 8, 2019 at 6:38 AM He sounds lovely, and fully deserves what ever he gets. But what? In a vice? Wow! This does not sound excessive? Love it Jan. LOVE it! Jan Allison March 8, 2019 at 9:19 AM A serial adulterer I'd do a loretta bobbet on him lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams March 7, 2019 at 7:23 PM Whoa! Easy on the gonads! Maybe he was held hostage! ok.....never mind. This is a keeper. Well done!....pat Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 7:28 PM lol Pat if I were his wife I'd do a loretta bobbet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta March 7, 2019 at 5:09 PM Thanks for the laughs! I hope there is a contest where you can enter this, as it is a winner! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 5:22 PM I enter fewer and fewer contests Rico as long as I'm creative that's the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer March 7, 2019 at 3:51 PM oh jan, i so love the rhyming words you've chosen in these delightful limericks! great job! Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 4:00 PM Thanks Ilene I love rhyming bimbo with akimbo lol:-) I've used it in several other poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham March 7, 2019 at 10:56 AM He played with fire and got burnt, 1 in 3 is a high figure Jan. Once the trust is gone it's game over in my opinion. Tom. Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 3:01 PM I agree Tom:-( hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. March 7, 2019 at 9:04 AM Hi Jan, Great limericks on the topic of adultery. Ouch! Pertaining to that second limerick! It's sad but this is a reality worldwide. Can a marriage survive such a thing? That's between the two married people. Myself on the other hand will tell him that old Ray Charles classic " Hit The Road Jack" As always good job:-) Alexis Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 3:00 PM I think it would be difficult to ever trust someone again Alexis:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 7, 2019 at 9:01 AM :)))) ...) ... humiliated at an unfortunate time ... - literally :))) ... throw him at the door ... nothing to collect :) - A good one, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 2:59 PM Thanks Anne-lise:-) hugs Jan xx