Bone Idle Poems - Poems about Bone Idle

...Lil’s lost over two hundred and eighty pounds Of ugly, useless and unwanted fat Her best friend said “Lil you should be proud You’ve finally divorced the bone idle pratt” Some folk ......Read the rest...

...I've got one less relative than Snow White alas, none of my six relations are a delight Let me tell you about my cousin Regina After childbirth, she's got a slack v'gina She’s had a......Read the rest...

...1. A constant smile is the alabaster for struggle’s ornaments be made faster average looks with a smile can be labial its absence points to problems so filial, may not keep the wolf away from the......Read the rest...

...bone idle 'hippo' wallowing in self pity least your mud bath’s free! In the context of THIS poem personification could also be used as the form. 05~17~17......Read the rest...

...The Moaner. Too many cooks in the kitchen they're bound to spoil the broth. Too much soap in the bath tub it's over-run with froth. Not enough coal on the fire it needs stoking to keep you from ......Read the rest...

...You call me everything but my name. Ungrateful because I asked for you to fix my phone after you had just finished paying for the shattered screen of my old phone. Aggressive due to that one time t......Read the rest...

...Twenty fifth of December, three thousand and four and already I'm down in the dumps we're round at the neighbour's via tubes that save labour propelled by some hydraulic pumps. We've exchanged al......Read the rest...

...Bone Idle Cat Lazy boy was just that, a bone idle bat. Staying in bed all day sleeping, up all night playing computer games. Not working, never done a day's graft in his life. He's just like his mat......Read the rest...

...You can’t see me work And I behave like a berk My brain is the productive bit Manual labour, I don’t give a ssit A lifetime of depression Left me in a thinking session Apply me to a basic manua......Read the rest...