Body Hair Poems - Poems about Body Hair

Less than flattering waistline mocks ever-thinning hairline Disappearing gray matter makes head look even fatter...Read the rest...

Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twang) felt envious at other boys, especially those young bucks who sported budding antlers plus thick...Read the rest...

Under her arms was a tangle of hair It was quite easy to get trapped in there But thanks to the razor the...Read the rest...

At Peter’s head I had to stare ... His hairpiece was made of butt hair It kept blowing off I started to scoff I’m gasping to get some fresh air! Inspired by the picture posted by Anne-Lise for her poem...Read the rest...

I scream when I find one gray hair visible on top of my head I’m bereft; I stomp and I swear … there’s no point getting out of bed I WON’T apply Smelly hair dye! My girlfriends will giggle and...Read the rest...

I see a visage on the mirror, One of virility and maturity I hold a straight edge blade, Close to my lathered face Two sides for several strokes And gone are the aged horns A splash of water reveals A new visage...Read the rest...

BEARDED LADY Sue woke and looked terribly weird She’d sprouted a black bushy beard To get rid of this look Should she wax or just pluck Would the re-growth be worse than feared? Sue tweeted her best friend called...Read the rest...

Plaited and curled as rolls Protecting and strengthening as house poles Arrangements made and broken Neighbor's hair to be my token Weekend is near and the hair is new Neighbors gather to curl it as a crew Shame is gone and...Read the rest...

Standing fifth in position Is something Terribly unpleasant When once was first All the things stood before me And I collapsed in soreness Smiling while suffocating Laughing while prisoner of fears Trying to keep to top While all the...Read the rest...

His tears fall like rain when he sees her for that very first time. All he can do is whisper “I Love You.” With trembling hands he reaches out to touch her face. She...Read the rest...